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this is how the universe handles me with care
very enamoured with the idea of ilya giving shane very simple commands (both in a sexual context and non) being a regular practice in their lives “say thank you” “kiss” “come here” “say my name” “look at me” “come sit on my lap” “tell me you love me” “show me” “turn around” “stay there” “open for me” “you can do more”
#more of this in season two lets all live
i'm headed to the devil's sacrament later if anyone needs anything
i feel like there’s a great au potential in there where ilya is shane’s older wealthy neighbor’s pool boy who is having an affair with the woman and shane is like lmao ok messyyy except then ilya starts hitting on him and shane’s like well. i am also possibly messy. and then they keep seeing each other and shane is like alright how does this work. do i give you money? and ilya gets really really upset and shane is like wait are you not fucking mrs. vanderhoef for money?? and ilya is like of COURSE i am fucking cynthia for money! i am not fucking YOU for money!!!
ilya pressing shane down onto the bed, rolling him onto his stomach and pulling down his underwear, whispering in his ear “i’m going to take advantage of you now. you can kick and scream and fight all u want but i don’t care. i’m going to take what i need from your body.” and shane shaking and trembling, shaking his head until ilya grabs his chin and forces him to nod. yeah…..
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Compatibility
@hollanovmicrofic / Prompt: Precious (July n° 24) / word count: 1901
hollanov - omegaverse – alphas and omegas are paired based on compatibility.
Shane was a single omega who hated mating season.
Every year, omegas and alphas were paired up in a government-organized process designed to facilitate meetings between compatible individuals. The participants were registered in the system and evaluated based on a series of factors that determined a compatibility percentage between potential partners.
Shane had been participating in this process since he had presented. Because he had presented late, his registration in the system was relatively recent and hardly any of his matches ever made it past the first stage.
Officially, he had already been paired with two partners identified by the system as highly compatible: a guy named John, with 56% compatibility, and another named Phil, with 70%.
Neither attempt really progressed beyond the second phase.
Despite the percentages being considered good, Shane never managed to feel comfortable. There was a part of him—a more instinctive, obscure, and stubborn part—that simply wasn't interested in those people.
Were they simply... boring?
His inner omega didn't approve of those candidates, even though the numbers said the matches should work, that they would likely be good together; not perfect, obviously, but good.
But for him, it didn't work that way.
Over time, Shane accepted that perhaps the process simply wasn't for him. He had already given up and was prepared to spend another mating season alone when he received a new email notification.
A new match had been paired with him.
Shane opened the message without expecting much. It would likely be just another name, another percentage, and another failed attempt that would end up like all the others.
99% compatibility.
Ilya thinking he’s about to embark on a sexcation only to be bombarded by cutieful Shane Hollander with plans to spend the rest of their lives together which effectively alters Ilya’s brain chemistry to be The Boyfriend of all time is straight up the funniest thing about heated rivalry
Personally i think a flavor of this is that literally up until shane says "i would really like to relax with you, for once," ilya is very much under the impression that he is like, an alpha being dragged to his omega's secret den to be used like a sentient sex doll for 2 weeks and that Shane only wants dick from him and he is "fine with that" and "willing to have whatever shane will give him" until the end of time
Except then shane is like no, this is my comfort place, and now its yours too, and I am so giddy to see you here I cant see straight and yes im a little hard about it but mostly I just want to exist with you with no pretense of running out the door in a few short hours hey by the way dont marry svetlana even for a green card, I have a better idea--
And ilya is so starstruck by this 180 of his expectations from being here to provide orgasms to spending the rest of his life with this man that he loses his grip on himself and says I love you first and then panics but then shane says it back and holds him while he sobs and they can never go back from this
The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.
(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)
Daemon Targaryen & his City Watch in House of the Dragon 3x02
Dark Hollanov AU w/ Ilya confining Shane and not realizing that Shane is 100% happy to be there, thinking he’s holding Shane against his will while dude is having the time of his life (as long as Ilya keeps sending those little texts to his parents telling them he’s okay just out of the country to find himself - Ilya’s ‘plan’ is to wait until he stockholms Shane into loving him and THEN he’ll be allowed to see his parents again. Isn’t that nice :}) (Rub is, Shane is already literally in love with him and he’s having a delightful time playing at being the pathetic captive that becomes slowly enamored with his captor)
ilya: *consent king* shane: please just shut up and fuck me
Let me show you how to do this good.