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told tha plug i need a beam an bring a knife w it🩵

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wrd to my mother i got the knocka on my hip i dont play like that youngg nigga

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TEAMSESH KAVKAZ$QUAD

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Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave

My heart into my mouth. I love your Majesty

According to my bond; no more nor less.

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let not my suffering detract from my joy at the enemy’s celebrations, for verily I am a magnanimous nigga…

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want to sit in someones lap and get scratches and curl up in my little bed

but i have to trap in the raq and make a band

💔

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AW2008 gucci by frida

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rhinoplasty and to die

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i look so fucking pregnant

love my fat as a house life

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my honest reaction to the arduous plight of an ant carrying a pebble

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but i am capable of ruthlessness in action for longer periods of time, it’s hard for me

i am warm hearted i think

i want to forgive

i only am ever cold because i think it’s pragmatically better

never because of pride i don’t think

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summoning evil jinns to do my dastardly deeds

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i crashed an uzbek birthday party

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i want to watch Spongebob on an old boxy television set in a foggy, cold, poor fishing town

with a big itchy sweater on

foghorns in the distance

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i will be like my hero spunchbob. he always serves the ladies their krabby patties first. i imagine. i never actually watched the tv show.

silly spunchbug making burgers. mr. carbs his dad is a mean boss but he’s funny. porridge is retarded. the squid is cranky and a musical genius whose music calms the beastly porridge when he is on his mad rampage. plackton is an germ.

mrs.puff is spunchbug’s mom and drives him around to school and work. larry the lobster lifts weights. sandy the gopher girl is underwater for some reason.

bikini bottom the hum drum town of our setting. an idyllic milieu.

spunchbug and his pet dog garfield live in an pineapple or a kiwi. squid wirt lived in a tiki head. porridge is homeless.

mr. carbs loves his work and lives in the McDonalds.

day n nite.

suirel?

squirrel. idk. when? they can’t live underwater.

one time spunchbug and porridge don’t have money and sell chocolate. plackton is a germ but his best friend is a computer. 🤣🤣🤣 silly plackton you’re not a COMPUTER virus!

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bikini bottom the hum drum town of our setting. an idyllic milieu.

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a child saying ‘i will be great’ but often treated as cute arrogance

i dont like it