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BITTLES. BEYONCE ALBUM DROP.

Jack lifted up his backpack just in time to shield himself from Bittle’s sudden onslaught of kicks, most of which were aimed in the general direction of his face. Bittle probably would have tried to punch him, but Ransom and Holster each had one of his arms, and Shitty his left leg. Well, it could have been worse. Only half of the Samwell library was looking at them.

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“Come on, he weighs like 100 pounds,” Jack hissed. “Why is it taking all three of you to hold him down?”

“I have no fucking clue,” said Holster, trying to be quiet. “He’s summoned some kind of super-human strength. It’s like wrestling a really tiny bear.”

“FUCK, Bitty, that’s my FACE.”

Bittle simply ignored Shitty’s pain and kept kicking with his free leg.

“Fuck, bro, just say sorry!” said Ransom. “What’d you even say to piss him off?”

Jack was backed up against a wall. “He was going on and on about some new album, and how it’s a huge surprise and…” Jack looked at them. “All I did was ask ‘why is Beyoncé so important?’”

“GODDAMMIT, JACK.” shouted Holster.

And now the entire library was looking at them.

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If the ocean can calm itself, so can you. We are both salt water mixed with air.

Meditation, Nayyirah Waheed (via bl-ossomed)

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NHL + tumblr text posts – Volume VI.

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When you type exactly what the Duolingo woman wants you to type, but you have no idea what it means.

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Alex Hirsch’s Presidential Pokemon (updated)

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The Chart of Cosmic Exploration Elegantly Details 56 Years of Human Adventures into Space

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it is do or die time. you win or you go home. now’s the time to put the pedal to the metal. play with passion, intensity and most of all, believe! let’s keep this fate going. let them hear us! let them fear us!

let’s go rangers!