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Just wondering

What if our toungue was considered our hand, and our hands our toungue.

And to tease that one person in class (like the one that is your best friend that you just hide their pencils and randomly place them back later....) you just slowly rub your hand across their pencil.

Imagine toungue shakes!

And people that high five are sent to the principal.

Ok I know there are flaws in this, but we will make the world evolve!

Raise your toungue in the air!!!

So you know how in the morning or late at night, when the garbage truck comes and picks up your trash...

Am I the only one who thinks it's an alien space ship come to take me with them....

#alien #idkanymore #garbagetruck

i-am-a-fish

Hey all, here’s a fucking PSA because I’m disgusted:

NO means NO.

I HAVE A S.O. means NO.

NO THANK YOU means NO.

DON’T TOUCH ME means NO.

IGNORING YOU means NO.

GOODBYE means NO.

This isn’t a challenge, nobody plays hard to get with strangers. If they show ANY sign of disinterest, you leave them the fuck alone immediately.

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PREACH

memehumor

When the ride isn’t even over yet and you already want to speak to the Manager.

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Oml

#comedy

arcticbonobos

ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????

nerdgul

These are 3 completly seperate emotions

reversewerewolf

apple: resigned, sad frustration

google: constipation

samsung: a man trying to suck jello through his teeth while making heavy eye contact, as illustrated by eiichiro oda

danganronpahopedespair

Exactly. Samsung for life

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Lol

When you have one follower, but that's you from a different account. Yet, you still act like you have over 500.. :,) so lonely lol

#rip

Parent: *Walks in your room for no reason except to be nosey*

Me: What do you need... *in a monotone voice*

Parent: (She must be watching porn...)

*walks over just to see what your doing*

Me: Did you need something?

*puts phone down to talk*

Parent: You have such a bad attitude!! It's because you went to bed late and because you've talking to your friends. And since you put your phone down, your hiding something... Your grounded for 1 week...

Me: WHY? I DIDNT DO ANYTHING????!!!!

If I did anything, tell me right now so I can fix it for the better (Manipulation at its finest.)

Parent: *Takes phone, and completely ingnores me*

What is your password?!

Me: Why? Just wondering...

Parent: OMFG! YOU WERE WATCHING PORN!!!!!

I need to take you to the doctor, 3 therapists, and Walgreens...

Me: Wtf?! No!!!! My password is my phone number. Jesus..

(I'm not that careless, I do it at night ;) pretty sure we all do, either in the corner, under the sheets, when they leave...)

Parent: DONT YOU DARE SAY GOD'S NAME IN VANE!!! Okay, let me write it down... *puts down wrong password*

Me: BUT YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME?!

Parent: You liar, 1 more week added...

*puts password into the phone*

Phone: Bzz... (Incorrect)

Parent: YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG ONE ON PURPOSE, YOU WERE WATCHING PORN!!!

Me: WTF!?!? NO, YOU PUT IT DOWN WRONG... *annoyed*

Parent: YOU GIVING ME AN ATTITUDE?! NO PHONE FOR 3 WEEKS NOW!

Me: Writes down the password. *Hides under blanket and dies*

Parent: *puts it in and opens phone up*

(SHE WAS ON YOUTUBE!!! I KNEW SHE WAS WATCHING PORN!!!!!!!)

YouTube: 4 Guys in a Giagantic bowl of cereal...

Parent:...

Me:...

Parent: OMG THEY ARE NAKED IN THERE!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING....

Me: *Gives a weird look...*

...

YouTube: *The guys get out in their swimming trunks..*

Parent: ...

Me:...

Parent: *Walks out of room with phone* YOUR STILL GROUNDED FOR THAT ATTITUDE!!

Me: *Last nerve gone..*

OH I WONDER WHO IS THE CAUSE OF THIS... YOU NOSEY LITTLE BRAT!

Parent: YOU BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME!!!! No phone for a month

Me: *comits suicide with a nerf gun.. ;)* (I'm not mentally ill... don't worry... :D)

Hopefully I'm not the only one this happens to... :P

#Grounded #Month #parents #ugh #SorryForAnyBadGrammerOrSpelling #comedy #funny

kilowave

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OMG LOL XD

I'm gonna die XD

#True

Teacher: Where did you go this summer!

Friend A: I went to China for the whole summer.

Friend B: I went to Santa Cruz, California for 9 weeks.

Friend C: I went to the beach 80 times.

Me: I went to the refrigerator, got me some apple juice, and then it took 4 hours to travel back to the couch!

Everyone: *Looks at me funny*

Me: *innocently smiles*

#comedy #true stories #foreveralone #broke #summer break

Vacation...

I like how all my friends are going to their home country in Asia, or to the beach, maybe even to a different state.

Yet, I'm over here on the couch writing this, cause I can't go anywhere. Not even to a pool, cause all my friends are far away from me... And what's the point of the pool without anyone. :P

Hopefully I'm not the only one...

Some days I just wish that I was not a lazy couch potato, buts once you go couch potato, you never leave the slouching getto...

UGH..... Oh well.... : P

Tell me where you went! :D

#couchpotato #neverleave #OneOfUs #MyVacationIsTheCouch

Sos V2

So if you see in my past post, and it is titled Sos... Read it first before this one., so you understand later.

I'm at the girl's house again... And I hear loud moaning, it's scary....

The thing is, they did it right after I got here.

Okay so I'm like, this is weird let me just rewatch some old anime.

I get my phone out, it's on 25%.

I'm like, "Oh crap, I forgot to charge it last night."