x files ruined romance for me because now i expect to have a best friend thrust upon me by circumstance that i intellectually spare with while ghost/cryptid hunting on the regular and then i get abducted by aliens and they get so buckwild with grief they choke a man in my name and fuck a vampire while wearing my necklace. then like we fuck off and almost die a bunch of times trying to out a government conspiracy around aliens and then i get cancer but then you sneak into the pentagon and find a cure and then im about to leave b/c i think i’m bring you down but then you’re like But you saved me! and we almost kiss but then i get stung by a killer bee and get sent to antarctica by the government and despite being recently shot in the head you come all the way to an alien spaceship in the antarctic ice to save my life and then your ex shows up and is trying to betray you and you end up in a dangerous coma but then i go to cote d'ivoire in africa to find information to save your life and then your ex helps me save your life but they die? and then you finally gain closure for what happened to your dead sister at 12. then we fuck for the first time i guess
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