Weird Clip Art and Stock Images

People expect this art to be used. You be the judge.

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So, what happens when you search for "Honduran white bat" on Adobe Stock? Do you get accurate pictures of the species, or AI attempts at it?

Oh, AI...

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Guys, help, what's going on here

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GIVE THE BROCCOLI A HUUUUUUUUG

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Hoo boy. I'm already seeing a few issues with this thing, but I'm sure the Egyptologists on this site will see SO many more.

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Poor teacher isn't gonna be typing much with so few keys on that laptop.

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"Woman is feeling dead inside"

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Ah yes, I was absolutely needing an image of a cotton bud playing baseball today, thank you for satisfying that incredibly specific need.

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I don't know why Vecteezy has these skeleton images for certain word searches, but I kinda dig the Dollar Store DA SHARE ZONE aesthetic

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..."cellulite problem"?

Where, pray tell, is the stock image lady's cellulite?

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I want to know what situation could possibly need a collage-style picture of a monkey chimp superhero in a store

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Hm...a submarine...that is a particular color that comes between orange and green on the spectrum...you could almost call it a REST OF POST HAS BEEN REMOVED DO TO A COPYRIGHT CLAIM FROM PAUL MCCARTNEY AND SONY/ATV

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Aw, cute piggy!

See, even the description says s— WAIT WHAT IS THE PIG GRILLING?!

(yes I am fully aware pigs can be cannibalistic, still jarring)

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AI generators sure have generous definitions of "stylish". And "attractive". And "knitted".

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Let's put aside that I have no idea how this turtle's hands are holding that dumbbell and focus on..."captivating"?

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..."almonds"?

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Okay, this isn't horrible by AI standards, let me check someth—

KITTY, NO!

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The "art" that inspired me to restart this dang blog. AI is certainly starting to explode over stock image sites...for better or worse.

Grandpa Scary will be seeing you in your nightmares