Normal's Not Normal

[weirdlittleheart]

Please help this slacker college student

So I wait till last minute to do everything and now I need help. If everyone could take the time to do this short survey  about creativity and education for my research paper that's due tomorrow that would be very helpful! It's 10 questions and you don't even have to answer the last question. I just really need responses for my grade. Thank you.

[weirdlittleheart]

This is a PSA to all high school girls.

Listen up. It doesn't make you cooler to have more guy friends than girl friends, and saying things like "I'm not like most girls" is an insult to your gender and therefore yourself. If a group of guys is talking about about how "slutty this one chick" is, don't laugh and join in, in an attempt to be cool or "one of the guys."  Instead, all of you ladies join together and decide that slut-shamers don't deserve the attention of any of you. And never ever date a guy who talks about how crazy his ex was or how you're not "over emotional" like most girls are. Because I promise you any guy that would say things like that doesn't respect women and the moment you two aren't together anymore you'll become one of those "crazy" exes he talks about. Stop calling each other bitches and sluts and letting boys come in between your friendships. Be friends with the girl who likes the same guy you like, be friends with the girl all the guys say is ugly, be friends with the girl who wears a lot of makeup and dresses up, be friends with the girl who doesn't wear any, be friends with the girl whose naked picture got sent to the whole school, (and don't be friends with the guy who sent it) be friends with the girl your boyfriend cheated on you with, be friends with the girl who dresses weird, be friends with the smart girls, the pretty girls, the popular girls, the unpopular girls, just make friends with girls. The bond of a strong female friendships is greater than that of a high school romance, and it will last a lot longer too. It's hard enough being a teenage girl without being in constant competition with each other. So stop the girl hate because you all are much stronger together than you are apart. 

[sinsegyes]

[theforce]

@ tv shows @ movies u can say the word bisexual you can make your characters bisexual thanks 

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

[positivedoodles]

[jeffbritta-deactivated20201018]

[thatyounghomo]

Me at a job interview

[gianlupeter-deactivated20160829]

[daniellerussells]

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life

[dailyscranton]

[onlydoll]

A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it.

Mallory Ortberg, "What counts?" (via dolorimeter)

[cheyennekaris]

[inmyivystance]

BUT FOR REAL

[tina-rose-deactivated20190604]

The motto.

[klainebowsforeveryone-blog]

Ok but imagine vegetarian muggleborns finding alternatives for the animals in potions and creating a whole range of potions which vegans and vegetarians can drink

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

[theashleyclements]

You may think it’s unfair that we have to counteract and adjust ourselves for the ill behavior of other men. You know what? You’re right. It is unfair. Is that the fault of women? Or is it the fault of the men who act abysmally and make the rest of us look bad? If issues of fairness bother you, get mad at the men who make you and your actions appear questionable. Because when it comes to assessing a man, whatever one man is capable of, a woman must presume you are capable of. Unfortunately, that means all men must be judged by our worst example. If you think that sort of stereotyping is bullshit, how do you treat a snake you come across in the wild? …You treat it like a snake, right? Well, that’s not stereotyping, that’s acknowledging an animal for what it’s capable of doing and the harm it can inflict. Simple rules of the jungle, man. Since you are a man, women must treat you as such. The completely reasonable and understandable fear of men is your responsibility. You didn’t create it. But you also didn’t build the freeways either. Some of the things you inherit from society are cool and some of them are rape culture.

A Gentlemen’s Guide To Rape Culture

This whole article should be required reading for every man, complete with actual tips on what men can do to combat rape culture. 

(via theashleyclements)

Please.  It would make things so much easier.

(via tamorapierce)

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[datonemelon-deactivated20141222]

I tried to scroll

[prokopetz]

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.