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stephanie / 19 / pug connoisseur

[everythingstarstuff]

[weirdness-is-good]

For only 17.99 you can shit the fucking bed!!!!

[dreadlockbullshit]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

[vexrexer]

[reallybigsword-deactivated20140]

leg day bro

[disgustinganimals]

you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym

[dailydevito]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

icarly

[woolay]

how

[unclefather]

You know how.

[vicchan]

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[themakeupbrush]

Lily Collins at the 2019 Met Gala

[yanguang]

[milkovicho]

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

[killowave]

[golfgalaxy]

[politicalsci]

capitalism 101

[castlevanian]

JEFF BEZOS DIE BITCH

[ambienne]

Bezos has done fuck all to make the city of Seattle a better place and I hope that someone launches him into the goddamn sun.

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[shampooligan]

so for the past month or so at gamestop we’ve been getting prank calls from kids asking if we have big chungus. usually i play along and tell them it’s not out yet but you can preorder it for a thousand dollars or whatever because it makes them happy

anyway yesterday i walk into the back room at the beginning of my shift and see an empty game box with the big chungus box art inserted. like straight up just this exact image

except it was for the 360, not the ps4. inside was a copy of kinect adventures which i don’t think gamestop even sells anymore. i thought it was really funny and i asked my boss why he brought it in but he informed me that it had been there when he opened and had no idea where it came from (we still don’t know)

a couple hours later i had two kids come into the store and ask for big chungus in person. this was a first - previously i’d only received big chungus questions over the phone. it was a fucking miracle that this was happening on the same day a copy of big chungus had inexplicably materialized in the store. so i said “yes actually, one second” and stepped into the back, i could hear the kids gasping with disbelief behind me. i brought out big chungus and they absolutely lost their shit. one of them took a snap of it and was like “YO I’M AT GAMESTOP AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE BIG CHUNGUS” while the other frantically texted all his friends. it was great, best thing that’s happened at work in weeks. moral of the story is if you work at gamestop, print out a big chungus cover and keep it in the back, you may end up making some kid’s day

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

[ringasunn]

My friend has two pigs, and this one just experienced ice for the first time yesterday!

[wolfwile-blog]

hehehehehehehehehehehe

[manhood]

Omg