she's ｗｅｉｒｄ

he's fast, she's ｗｅｉｒｄ"My name is Wanda Maximoff and I am an avenger. I am also the younger twin sister to Pietro Maximoff."Wanda Maximoff independent rp blogSet after AoU, but I will do AUs to avoid spoilers for those who have not seen it. (in fact, I have two different bios to prevent spoilers, and I tag all spoiler-y content with 'aou spoilers' 'spoilers' or 'avenger spoilers')

[weirdlittlewanda]

Oh my gosh I am the worst at keeping this blog active and the stupid thing is that I actually miss playing Wanda.

[vvellington-deactivated20221124]

* : like or reblog if you're a roleplayer 20 yrs or older.

[foolish--mortal-deactivated2018]

“Such a shame.”

“I love you.”

“Go to bed.”

“I missed you.”

“Don’t say that.”

“You’ll be back.”

“Oh my god.”

“Oh, shut up!”

“No I won’t!”

“Beg for mercy.”

“Don’t touch that!”

“Let’s go home.”

“I hate you.”

“You did what?”

“Just a taste.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Are you alright?”

“You’re my everything.”

“Are you finished?”

“Hold your fire!”

“You’re a coward.”

“No better time.”

“It’s a beauty.”

“Don’t drink that!”

“You’re so stupid!”

“Are you crazy?”

“Put it down!”

“Use your imagination!”

“I can’t go.”

“I’ll kill you!”

“Give it up!”

“Watch your step.”

“Let me die.”

“Want a sip?”

“Want a bite?”

“I smell something.”

“Are you happy?”

“Look at that!”

“Hold the door!”

“God damn it.”

“Say no more.”

“I’m not mad!”

“Is that smoke?”

“That’s not fair!”

“I’m not crying.”

“You did what?!”

“I did it!”

“Just take it.”

“Come on in.”

“That’s not good.”

[weirdlittlewanda]

Nearly two years later and I'm back.

I thought this blog was lost forever because I couldn't remember my password and didn't have access to the email for it, but I charged up my tablet and found the information stored on it.

So, I think that it may be a sign that I should revamp this blog. So for the next few days that's what I'm gonna do.

[weirdlittlewanda]

themerrymutants replied to your post “Finally, after several months of being sick, having to do college...”

Hey welcome back!

Thank you! It is good to be back!

[weirdlittlewanda]

Finally, after several months of being sick, having to do college work, and having more than enough family crises... I finally have some time to do more enjoyable things, such as being on this blog.

As of today, I am officially revamping and restarting this blog. All prior threads will not be continued (unless you remember are thread and want to continue it, then message me and I will reply to it)

[weirdlittlewanda]

So I have to write an essay for school and it is a nightmare.

[memesforu-blog]

Send ❥ ❥ ❥ if you're enjoying the portrayal of my muse.

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reblog this if you miss someone

[callfrcmthelight]

jυѕт aѕ an ғyι, ι aм ѕo oĸay wιтн ploттιng wιтн мy мυѕe-тwιnѕ

lιĸe ιғ yoυ’d lιĸe тo ploт тнιngѕ ιnclυdιng вυт noт lιмιтed тo:

тwιnѕ/ѕιвlιngѕ ѕυвconѕcιoυѕ нallυcιnaтιon dreaмѕ/vιѕιonѕ alтernaтe тιмe lιneѕ ғυтυre or paѕт ѕelғ

[marvel-indies]

[strcngwomxn-archive]

Reblog if you’re a MCU Canon independent role play blog

A list is being compiled here; also there is a separated list for OCs and none-MCU muses

[weirdlittlewanda]

RP Partner: imagine this...

Me: what hell are you about to put me through

[tsukiakarinoniji-archive]

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

[harharhrrnhawrhrrn]

Silly Sentence Starters

[therisingtide]

“Why aren’t you wearing any pants?”

“You don’t need pants!”

“A mayonnaise and banana sandwich? Really?”

“Are you actually going to eat that?”

“Flipping flapjacks and flying ferrets!”

“There’s a fly in the orange juice!”

“What do you mean there isn’t any cornbread?!”

“It was a very unpleasant experience that involved licking a squirrel in a hole and honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

“What do you mean you haven’t bathed in spaghetti before? How can you even say you’ve LIVED?!”

“You just slapped me with a noodle!”

“It’s a happy noodle! It’s supposed to make you happy! It must be broken.”

“For this, we need to find a happy fish!”

“Go on, admit it, a cheese excites you, we all know!” 

“Can you help me? I’ve lost my potato.”

“My potato ran away! Quick! Help me catch it!”

“What do you mean it ate the air conditioner?!”

“The vacuum cleaner bit me!”

“A river a thousand paces wide is nonsensical, much like me.”

“I have never washed clothes.”

“Why didn’t you tell me the washing machine was on fire?!”

“Wait, why IS the washing machine on fire?”

“Cultured frogs? What are cultured frogs?”

“Wait, nevermind, I don’t think I want to know.”

[thegirlwhofracturedtime]

“You’re right… That was mean. But If I hadn’t threatened it, I know it would have been necessary eventually.”

[weirdlittlewanda]

“I would have gotten up eventually. Now that I’m up though... Let’s go get breakfast.”

[thegirlwhofracturedtime]

“It is next year. I will turn the heating off to make you move.”

[weirdlittlewanda]

“Alright, alright. You win, no need to take such drastic measures.”

[weirdlittlewanda]

Open;

“I don’t want to get up...just let me sleep until next year.”