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Spoilers/commentary under the cut.
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More Blind Vectors posting.
Are you reading Blind Vectors, Calculated Deflection by @motherofrobots11712? You should be.
Spoilers/commentary under the cut.
watching the eclipse right now? that doesn't sound like writing to me
Imagine, for a moment, that you're a cluster of 20,000,000,000 stars. Your vast, resplendent form spans a distance of more than 32,000 light-years. You're the fourth largest galaxy in your galaxy group. Some incomprehensibly tiny, fleshy speck, stargazing on a moist grain of sand, points up at you and calls you a "dwarf galaxy".
Me and the bad bitch* (*Minecraft horror creature) I pulled by having an anxiety disorder
Day 1 of relearning all math concepts starting from a preschool level in a desperate last-ditch attempt to achieve human-level intelligence before my brain stops developing. The cracks are already starting to show. I almost miscounted the number of insects in an assortment of little cartoon critters by mistaking a pill bug for an armadillo.
Day 2 of relearning all math concepts. I’ve had place values explained to me enough times to last for my next seven lives. When I get reincarnated, my first words are going to be “three tens, minus zero tens, is three tens”.
Kudoes to your on your math journey! Pls update when fractions arrive, m'not emotionally ready for that yet. *is having vietnam flashbacks to differencial equations*
Day 3 of relearning all math concepts. Because you believe in me, I will persevere!
A fraction was encountered today.
I gotta say, though, I hope it’ll be a good long time before I run into one of these “differential equations” you speak of. The ones with those hook-things look worryingly ready to stab someone. Like a bug with a really long proboscis. What could they possibly need all of that for?
Please enjoy my artistic rendition of how I expect my first encounter with a differential equation to play out:
I felt inspired to render this into prose: so here ya go! It is a muggy day—the kind of day where spring is just, only just peeping up from the basement like a mischievous houseguest who refuses to fully emerge. A demented little tease that winter is over, and its safe to long for the brush of sunlight once again. Dense fog warnings abound, the air hangs heavy and damp. This season is also known as MUD. From beneath receeding ice and packed snow, a road re-emerges—lo and behold, actual asphalt. And with it, potholes: raw, cratered mouths gaping skyward, evidence that winter did not go quietly. Behollllldddd. The engineer steps out into this damp in-between world and begins the daily pilgrimage: down and away from the noise, away from the comofrting pounding of turret punch presses, and worked steel and fluorescent hum, toward the café that promises a fragile miracle—better cell service. Steel toed boots press imprints into softening ground. The air smells of thaw and dirt and the promise of sunny days to come.
There are grievances today. Small ones. Spouse cannot meet for lunch. Earbuds lie abandoned on an office desk like forgotten relics. Silence will accompany the walk. Alas.
But then—birds.
For the first time in weeks, the trees are stitched with sweet sound. Thin, bright chirps pierce the damp air like needles pulling thread through heavy cloth. The world, so long held in frozen suspension, is beginning to murmur again. Something small and feathered dares to declare survival.
Perhaps the engineer is lucky today.
Perhaps signal bars will rise like tentative green shoots to the promised land of art and storytelling. Perhaps. Point A to Point B is achieved—not in triumph, but in steady, confident steps. A small-town strip tucked improbably close to the hum and clang of manufacturing. One block over, steel and precision and prototypes and schedules. Here? Window displays. Painted signs. A small retail stretch that feels like it misplaced itself from a gentler decade. It is cute in the way something hard-working tries to be charming anyway. Brick facades. Hand-lettered chalkboards. The café waits at the edge of this thawing world like a lantern left burning in a window.
Soup time. Fic time.
All hail Soup Lady and her tiny, radiant domain. Soup Lady does not know she runs a sanctuary. She does not know the stories that have been drafted at her tables. The fic updates have been inhaled with rapt eyes.
Today’s sacrament: Chicken Corn Chowder.
The engineer is doing good today. The chowder is velvety, savory, fragrant with spice.
And lo—three bars of service.
Tumblr stirs.
Weirdmachine0. Day 3.
The engineer is excited, had been looking forward to an update to this budding oddessy.
The post loads.
The image appears. The caption unfurls.
The brain processes. Processes...processes...
And then—
Laughter erupts mid-spoonful. Chicken corn chowder is violently pulled into forbidden sinus territory. This is not how chowder is meant to travel. The quiet café witnesses a near-death-by-comedy incident.
The culprit?
An entirely novel interpretation of an integral equation. A mathematical horror rendered as a long-proboscised insect poised to stab.
“FREAKY-ASS BUG,” indeed.
The engineer—veteran of the Calculus Wars—drowns in gleeful whimsy.
Because here is the truth, rarely admitted in polite company:
The engineer actually really—reaaaallllyy—likes math.
Not just tolerates it. Not just uses it as a tool. Loves it.
Loves the clean, merciless order of it. The way the universe can be laid out into symbols. The way a page of notation, once opaque, can unfold into utter clarity. There is something holy in that kind of structure. Something steady. Something that does not care about weather or mood or market fluctuations.
The engineer loves that.
But loving something does not mean it was easy.
There were late nights under the interrogation lamp of a desk light. Early mornings fueled by coffee and spite. YouTube videos paused mid-sentence because the leap from line three to line four felt like being asked to jump a canyon without visible ground on the other side.
There were pages rewritten until the paper thinned. There were concepts forced through—not elegantly absorbed, but wrestled into place by repetition and stubbornness. Solve it again. And again. And again. Until the shape of it began to feel less like an enemy and more like a familiar coastline.
The engineer did not fall in love at first sight.
The engineer committed.
And over time, the hooks became curves. The curves became tools. The tools became fluent. The language became home.
So when someone eyeballs a spooky lookin' differential equation and sees a long-proboscised insect poised to stab— Its beautiful, its hilarious, and gawddd damn, that was NAWT on my bingo card today <3 THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, and I almost DIED. with love - the engineer. THE EYEBALLS, the BROOM sent me.
Day 4 of relearning all math concepts. Progress was a bit slower today, because someone used their enchanting atmospheric writing to prime me to get distracted by the majesty of nature. (This is wonderful and I’ve read it seven times. Sorry for rerouting your chowder!)
Relatedly, I lost a battle of wits with the sun this morning. I wanted to capture the moment when the sun came over the horizon, so I stood out there for about 50 minutes watching the sky get brighter, but not seeing the sun itself, wondering if I’d somehow avoided the outside world for long enough to forget how sunrises work. Meanwhile, it was sneakily rising behind a cloud that had rolled in at just the right time.
Where I live, there are only two seasons—“summer” (this one occurs during the winter) and “oh god the air is made of lava and my face is melting off”. So, we have a decent amount of sunlight. I nabbed some for you:
Digressions aside, I’m currently being subjected to 3rd grade math. It’s oddly nostalgic. When I was a kid, I would try to get around things like solving for the missing side of a shape by tearing little strips of paper off of my test or scratch paper, and using it like a ruler to manually measure the graphic used to represent the shape described in the problem. It didn’t work—the graphics were intentionally distorted to prevent this kind of cheating.
It’s kind of funny in hindsight. I don’t remember what I found so difficult about those problems.
Not me EATING this with MY EYEBALLS as the first thunderstorm of the year rolls through, and reblogging wrong (AGAIN, whoops). Heheheh UPDAATEEEE -> that is such a wild memory. Younger you was thinking outside the box 10/10. Very practical. I would imagine encountering math like that would bring one back to simplier times. Um, I got stuck, on your paintings, here, for *heh* a hot minute. Lost myself in the feeling of that quiet dawn, that beautiful tree, the colors of that light. Hmmmf. Thank you for sharing some of your sunshine with me!! *takes and RUNS chittering happily*
I’m pretty sure younger-me is still within earshot, so be careful about encouraging that kind of misbehavior (lol).
Day 5 of relearning all math concepts. If I could get wrong answers the normal way (whatever that would be), instead of somehow hallucinating numbers and symbols that aren’t there, it would feel like an accomplishment.
Alas! My consciousness is contained in a malfunctioning flesh-computer, and I’m being confronted by my fallibility as a mortal being! How disturbing!
Day 9 of relearning all math concepts.
I don’t really like the fact that there are an infinite number of prime numbers. I’m not denying it, I’m just not very happy about it.
Just going off of vibes, I feel like 47 should be the last one. Having any more after that is kind of unreasonable. Right?
Day 12 of relearning all math concepts.
One thing I disliked as a kid was the concept of multiplying by a fraction. I don’t remember whether I actually learned how to do it back then, but either way, I hated it and found it completely nonsensical. My brain just couldn’t process the idea that I could multiply two non-zero numbers and get an answer lower than one (or both) of the numbers being multiplied.
At some point, I put this concept out of my mind completely and forgot that it even existed. Now that I’m reencountering it years later, it makes perfect sense.
What the hell is this? Did I grow up in the throwaway gag dimension where math doesn’t have any logical underpinnings whatsoever? Was I that inattentive and/or mentally undeveloped? Did my teachers just really suck? Should I be relieved, or appalled? Are my memories real? Do I exist?
It was always wild for me to like grapple with the mental idea that infinity contains infinite infinitys *brain explosions* same as me MISSING DAY 9, what the HECKERS. I dunno why, but this has me thinkin of asymptotes, a sometimes feature of functions that will approach a whole value, but never ever ever will reach it, and just get closer and closer for the entire range of infinite values. Seems sad n' lonely to me. Also, I admit, I stop thinkin' of prime numbers after like 23, after that its just crunchin' gear sounds, so ya got me beat there. Literally, I've been blasted back to my calc class, and doing a prime number worksheet or whatever for something, and I got to 23 and went, yeahhhh thats it ima done. And stopped there XD. AS for Day 12! Fractttiiiionnnsss YEEEHAWWW Your commentary here is WILD OoO
The asymptote… forever striving for a goal that remains just barely beyond its reach… what tragically beautiful devotion. *wipes tear*
Functions have been my sworn enemy for many years. I never thought I’d be able to connect with one on an emotional level…
Day 22 of relearning all math concepts.
I’m now progressing to middle school math.
When I was actually in middle school, I absorbed almost zero math-related information, so I wouldn’t be surprised if a good percentage of the things I encounter going forward feel unfamiliar.
The most interesting math lesson I learned during that period of my life had little to do with what I was actually supposed to be learning. Instead, it was an “infinite monkey theorem”-esque lesson about statistics, played out in real life.
It goes like this: if you take a bunch of sixth graders, put them in an algebra class, completely fail at teaching them algebra, and then give them all an end of course exam, eventually one of them will pass despite guessing on about 80% of the questions. That sixth grader? Me.
Out of those 30-or-so kids, there wasn’t a single one who actually learned how to do algebra in that class, but I—with my superior RNG—prevailed, despite the fact that I probably knew the least about math out of all of them.
Never completely discount wild statistical improbabilities.
Day 27 of relearning all math concepts.
Oh my god dude. Everything is division in a funny hat. Is this what normal classes were learning in sixth grade? Just memorizing all the names division wants to be called by when it puts on a costume? Rates are ratios in a funny hat, and ratios are fractions in a funny hat, and fractions are division in a funny hat. Percentages are fractions in a funny hat, and fractions are, say it with me…
I think we could get rid of at least half of these terms. Just, you know, simplify things a bit. Is there some kind of Math Queen I can bring these concerns to? Or maybe, like, a Math Council? Who’s in charge of this stuff?
Reasons why I should be sent to Jupiter’s moon Io to collect volcanic space rocks:
- For science
- I’d be really good at picking out the coolest and most interesting rocks
- I deserve it
- I can be trusted with this responsibility
- I’ll only touch the lava a little bit
Day 1 of relearning all math concepts starting from a preschool level in a desperate last-ditch attempt to achieve human-level intelligence before my brain stops developing. The cracks are already starting to show. I almost miscounted the number of insects in an assortment of little cartoon critters by mistaking a pill bug for an armadillo.
Day 2 of relearning all math concepts. I’ve had place values explained to me enough times to last for my next seven lives. When I get reincarnated, my first words are going to be “three tens, minus zero tens, is three tens”.
Kudoes to your on your math journey! Pls update when fractions arrive, m'not emotionally ready for that yet. *is having vietnam flashbacks to differencial equations*
Day 3 of relearning all math concepts. Because you believe in me, I will persevere!
A fraction was encountered today.
I gotta say, though, I hope it’ll be a good long time before I run into one of these “differential equations” you speak of. The ones with those hook-things look worryingly ready to stab someone. Like a bug with a really long proboscis. What could they possibly need all of that for?
Please enjoy my artistic rendition of how I expect my first encounter with a differential equation to play out:
I felt inspired to render this into prose: so here ya go! It is a muggy day—the kind of day where spring is just, only just peeping up from the basement like a mischievous houseguest who refuses to fully emerge. A demented little tease that winter is over, and its safe to long for the brush of sunlight once again. Dense fog warnings abound, the air hangs heavy and damp. This season is also known as MUD. From beneath receeding ice and packed snow, a road re-emerges—lo and behold, actual asphalt. And with it, potholes: raw, cratered mouths gaping skyward, evidence that winter did not go quietly. Behollllldddd. The engineer steps out into this damp in-between world and begins the daily pilgrimage: down and away from the noise, away from the comofrting pounding of turret punch presses, and worked steel and fluorescent hum, toward the café that promises a fragile miracle—better cell service. Steel toed boots press imprints into softening ground. The air smells of thaw and dirt and the promise of sunny days to come.
There are grievances today. Small ones. Spouse cannot meet for lunch. Earbuds lie abandoned on an office desk like forgotten relics. Silence will accompany the walk. Alas.
But then—birds.
For the first time in weeks, the trees are stitched with sweet sound. Thin, bright chirps pierce the damp air like needles pulling thread through heavy cloth. The world, so long held in frozen suspension, is beginning to murmur again. Something small and feathered dares to declare survival.
Perhaps the engineer is lucky today.
Perhaps signal bars will rise like tentative green shoots to the promised land of art and storytelling. Perhaps. Point A to Point B is achieved—not in triumph, but in steady, confident steps. A small-town strip tucked improbably close to the hum and clang of manufacturing. One block over, steel and precision and prototypes and schedules. Here? Window displays. Painted signs. A small retail stretch that feels like it misplaced itself from a gentler decade. It is cute in the way something hard-working tries to be charming anyway. Brick facades. Hand-lettered chalkboards. The café waits at the edge of this thawing world like a lantern left burning in a window.
Soup time. Fic time.
All hail Soup Lady and her tiny, radiant domain. Soup Lady does not know she runs a sanctuary. She does not know the stories that have been drafted at her tables. The fic updates have been inhaled with rapt eyes.
Today’s sacrament: Chicken Corn Chowder.
The engineer is doing good today. The chowder is velvety, savory, fragrant with spice.
And lo—three bars of service.
Tumblr stirs.
Weirdmachine0. Day 3.
The engineer is excited, had been looking forward to an update to this budding oddessy.
The post loads.
The image appears. The caption unfurls.
The brain processes. Processes...processes...
And then—
Laughter erupts mid-spoonful. Chicken corn chowder is violently pulled into forbidden sinus territory. This is not how chowder is meant to travel. The quiet café witnesses a near-death-by-comedy incident.
The culprit?
An entirely novel interpretation of an integral equation. A mathematical horror rendered as a long-proboscised insect poised to stab.
“FREAKY-ASS BUG,” indeed.
The engineer—veteran of the Calculus Wars—drowns in gleeful whimsy.
Because here is the truth, rarely admitted in polite company:
The engineer actually really—reaaaallllyy—likes math.
Not just tolerates it. Not just uses it as a tool. Loves it.
Loves the clean, merciless order of it. The way the universe can be laid out into symbols. The way a page of notation, once opaque, can unfold into utter clarity. There is something holy in that kind of structure. Something steady. Something that does not care about weather or mood or market fluctuations.
The engineer loves that.
But loving something does not mean it was easy.
There were late nights under the interrogation lamp of a desk light. Early mornings fueled by coffee and spite. YouTube videos paused mid-sentence because the leap from line three to line four felt like being asked to jump a canyon without visible ground on the other side.
There were pages rewritten until the paper thinned. There were concepts forced through—not elegantly absorbed, but wrestled into place by repetition and stubbornness. Solve it again. And again. And again. Until the shape of it began to feel less like an enemy and more like a familiar coastline.
The engineer did not fall in love at first sight.
The engineer committed.
And over time, the hooks became curves. The curves became tools. The tools became fluent. The language became home.
So when someone eyeballs a spooky lookin' differential equation and sees a long-proboscised insect poised to stab— Its beautiful, its hilarious, and gawddd damn, that was NAWT on my bingo card today <3 THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, and I almost DIED. with love - the engineer. THE EYEBALLS, the BROOM sent me.
Day 4 of relearning all math concepts. Progress was a bit slower today, because someone used their enchanting atmospheric writing to prime me to get distracted by the majesty of nature. (This is wonderful and I’ve read it seven times. Sorry for rerouting your chowder!)
Relatedly, I lost a battle of wits with the sun this morning. I wanted to capture the moment when the sun came over the horizon, so I stood out there for about 50 minutes watching the sky get brighter, but not seeing the sun itself, wondering if I’d somehow avoided the outside world for long enough to forget how sunrises work. Meanwhile, it was sneakily rising behind a cloud that had rolled in at just the right time.
Where I live, there are only two seasons—“summer” (this one occurs during the winter) and “oh god the air is made of lava and my face is melting off”. So, we have a decent amount of sunlight. I nabbed some for you:
Digressions aside, I’m currently being subjected to 3rd grade math. It’s oddly nostalgic. When I was a kid, I would try to get around things like solving for the missing side of a shape by tearing little strips of paper off of my test or scratch paper, and using it like a ruler to manually measure the graphic used to represent the shape described in the problem. It didn’t work—the graphics were intentionally distorted to prevent this kind of cheating.
It’s kind of funny in hindsight. I don’t remember what I found so difficult about those problems.
Not me EATING this with MY EYEBALLS as the first thunderstorm of the year rolls through, and reblogging wrong (AGAIN, whoops). Heheheh UPDAATEEEE -> that is such a wild memory. Younger you was thinking outside the box 10/10. Very practical. I would imagine encountering math like that would bring one back to simplier times. Um, I got stuck, on your paintings, here, for *heh* a hot minute. Lost myself in the feeling of that quiet dawn, that beautiful tree, the colors of that light. Hmmmf. Thank you for sharing some of your sunshine with me!! *takes and RUNS chittering happily*
I’m pretty sure younger-me is still within earshot, so be careful about encouraging that kind of misbehavior (lol).
Day 5 of relearning all math concepts. If I could get wrong answers the normal way (whatever that would be), instead of somehow hallucinating numbers and symbols that aren’t there, it would feel like an accomplishment.
Alas! My consciousness is contained in a malfunctioning flesh-computer, and I’m being confronted by my fallibility as a mortal being! How disturbing!
Day 9 of relearning all math concepts.
I don’t really like the fact that there are an infinite number of prime numbers. I’m not denying it, I’m just not very happy about it.
Just going off of vibes, I feel like 47 should be the last one. Having any more after that is kind of unreasonable. Right?
Day 12 of relearning all math concepts.
One thing I disliked as a kid was the concept of multiplying by a fraction. I don’t remember whether I actually learned how to do it back then, but either way, I hated it and found it completely nonsensical. My brain just couldn’t process the idea that I could multiply two non-zero numbers and get an answer lower than one (or both) of the numbers being multiplied.
At some point, I put this concept out of my mind completely and forgot that it even existed. Now that I’m reencountering it years later, it makes perfect sense.
What the hell is this? Did I grow up in the throwaway gag dimension where math doesn’t have any logical underpinnings whatsoever? Was I that inattentive and/or mentally undeveloped? Did my teachers just really suck? Should I be relieved, or appalled? Are my memories real? Do I exist?
It was always wild for me to like grapple with the mental idea that infinity contains infinite infinitys *brain explosions* same as me MISSING DAY 9, what the HECKERS. I dunno why, but this has me thinkin of asymptotes, a sometimes feature of functions that will approach a whole value, but never ever ever will reach it, and just get closer and closer for the entire range of infinite values. Seems sad n' lonely to me. Also, I admit, I stop thinkin' of prime numbers after like 23, after that its just crunchin' gear sounds, so ya got me beat there. Literally, I've been blasted back to my calc class, and doing a prime number worksheet or whatever for something, and I got to 23 and went, yeahhhh thats it ima done. And stopped there XD. AS for Day 12! Fractttiiiionnnsss YEEEHAWWW Your commentary here is WILD OoO
The asymptote… forever striving for a goal that remains just barely beyond its reach… what tragically beautiful devotion. *wipes tear*
Functions have been my sworn enemy for many years. I never thought I’d be able to connect with one on an emotional level…
Day 22 of relearning all math concepts.
I’m now progressing to middle school math.
When I was actually in middle school, I absorbed almost zero math-related information, so I wouldn’t be surprised if a good percentage of the things I encounter going forward feel unfamiliar.
The most interesting math lesson I learned during that period of my life had little to do with what I was actually supposed to be learning. Instead, it was an “infinite monkey theorem”-esque lesson about statistics, played out in real life.
It goes like this: if you take a bunch of sixth graders, put them in an algebra class, completely fail at teaching them algebra, and then give them all an end of course exam, eventually one of them will pass despite guessing on about 80% of the questions. That sixth grader? Me.
Out of those 30-or-so kids, there wasn’t a single one who actually learned how to do algebra in that class, but I—with my superior RNG—prevailed, despite the fact that I probably knew the least about math out of all of them.
Never completely discount wild statistical improbabilities.
I'm still alive I swear 😭 Half a year after the first part, I finally finished the second :,,,, )
As an update, I am finally on x! Finally got to make an account as I've seen a lot of nice tf art there
Surely there’s also a road to hell that’s paved with bad intentions. I’d wager it’s a lot shorter, too. You’d probably save a whole bunch of money on gas. I think we should mention that one more often. Just so people know they have options.
Day 1 of relearning all math concepts starting from a preschool level in a desperate last-ditch attempt to achieve human-level intelligence before my brain stops developing. The cracks are already starting to show. I almost miscounted the number of insects in an assortment of little cartoon critters by mistaking a pill bug for an armadillo.
Day 2 of relearning all math concepts. I’ve had place values explained to me enough times to last for my next seven lives. When I get reincarnated, my first words are going to be “three tens, minus zero tens, is three tens”.
Kudoes to your on your math journey! Pls update when fractions arrive, m'not emotionally ready for that yet. *is having vietnam flashbacks to differencial equations*
Day 3 of relearning all math concepts. Because you believe in me, I will persevere!
A fraction was encountered today.
I gotta say, though, I hope it’ll be a good long time before I run into one of these “differential equations” you speak of. The ones with those hook-things look worryingly ready to stab someone. Like a bug with a really long proboscis. What could they possibly need all of that for?
Please enjoy my artistic rendition of how I expect my first encounter with a differential equation to play out:
I felt inspired to render this into prose: so here ya go! It is a muggy day—the kind of day where spring is just, only just peeping up from the basement like a mischievous houseguest who refuses to fully emerge. A demented little tease that winter is over, and its safe to long for the brush of sunlight once again. Dense fog warnings abound, the air hangs heavy and damp. This season is also known as MUD. From beneath receeding ice and packed snow, a road re-emerges—lo and behold, actual asphalt. And with it, potholes: raw, cratered mouths gaping skyward, evidence that winter did not go quietly. Behollllldddd. The engineer steps out into this damp in-between world and begins the daily pilgrimage: down and away from the noise, away from the comofrting pounding of turret punch presses, and worked steel and fluorescent hum, toward the café that promises a fragile miracle—better cell service. Steel toed boots press imprints into softening ground. The air smells of thaw and dirt and the promise of sunny days to come.
There are grievances today. Small ones. Spouse cannot meet for lunch. Earbuds lie abandoned on an office desk like forgotten relics. Silence will accompany the walk. Alas.
But then—birds.
For the first time in weeks, the trees are stitched with sweet sound. Thin, bright chirps pierce the damp air like needles pulling thread through heavy cloth. The world, so long held in frozen suspension, is beginning to murmur again. Something small and feathered dares to declare survival.
Perhaps the engineer is lucky today.
Perhaps signal bars will rise like tentative green shoots to the promised land of art and storytelling. Perhaps. Point A to Point B is achieved—not in triumph, but in steady, confident steps. A small-town strip tucked improbably close to the hum and clang of manufacturing. One block over, steel and precision and prototypes and schedules. Here? Window displays. Painted signs. A small retail stretch that feels like it misplaced itself from a gentler decade. It is cute in the way something hard-working tries to be charming anyway. Brick facades. Hand-lettered chalkboards. The café waits at the edge of this thawing world like a lantern left burning in a window.
Soup time. Fic time.
All hail Soup Lady and her tiny, radiant domain. Soup Lady does not know she runs a sanctuary. She does not know the stories that have been drafted at her tables. The fic updates have been inhaled with rapt eyes.
Today’s sacrament: Chicken Corn Chowder.
The engineer is doing good today. The chowder is velvety, savory, fragrant with spice.
And lo—three bars of service.
Tumblr stirs.
Weirdmachine0. Day 3.
The engineer is excited, had been looking forward to an update to this budding oddessy.
The post loads.
The image appears. The caption unfurls.
The brain processes. Processes...processes...
And then—
Laughter erupts mid-spoonful. Chicken corn chowder is violently pulled into forbidden sinus territory. This is not how chowder is meant to travel. The quiet café witnesses a near-death-by-comedy incident.
The culprit?
An entirely novel interpretation of an integral equation. A mathematical horror rendered as a long-proboscised insect poised to stab.
“FREAKY-ASS BUG,” indeed.
The engineer—veteran of the Calculus Wars—drowns in gleeful whimsy.
Because here is the truth, rarely admitted in polite company:
The engineer actually really—reaaaallllyy—likes math.
Not just tolerates it. Not just uses it as a tool. Loves it.
Loves the clean, merciless order of it. The way the universe can be laid out into symbols. The way a page of notation, once opaque, can unfold into utter clarity. There is something holy in that kind of structure. Something steady. Something that does not care about weather or mood or market fluctuations.
The engineer loves that.
But loving something does not mean it was easy.
There were late nights under the interrogation lamp of a desk light. Early mornings fueled by coffee and spite. YouTube videos paused mid-sentence because the leap from line three to line four felt like being asked to jump a canyon without visible ground on the other side.
There were pages rewritten until the paper thinned. There were concepts forced through—not elegantly absorbed, but wrestled into place by repetition and stubbornness. Solve it again. And again. And again. Until the shape of it began to feel less like an enemy and more like a familiar coastline.
The engineer did not fall in love at first sight.
The engineer committed.
And over time, the hooks became curves. The curves became tools. The tools became fluent. The language became home.
So when someone eyeballs a spooky lookin' differential equation and sees a long-proboscised insect poised to stab— Its beautiful, its hilarious, and gawddd damn, that was NAWT on my bingo card today <3 THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, and I almost DIED. with love - the engineer. THE EYEBALLS, the BROOM sent me.
Day 4 of relearning all math concepts. Progress was a bit slower today, because someone used their enchanting atmospheric writing to prime me to get distracted by the majesty of nature. (This is wonderful and I’ve read it seven times. Sorry for rerouting your chowder!)
Relatedly, I lost a battle of wits with the sun this morning. I wanted to capture the moment when the sun came over the horizon, so I stood out there for about 50 minutes watching the sky get brighter, but not seeing the sun itself, wondering if I’d somehow avoided the outside world for long enough to forget how sunrises work. Meanwhile, it was sneakily rising behind a cloud that had rolled in at just the right time.
Where I live, there are only two seasons—“summer” (this one occurs during the winter) and “oh god the air is made of lava and my face is melting off”. So, we have a decent amount of sunlight. I nabbed some for you:
Digressions aside, I’m currently being subjected to 3rd grade math. It’s oddly nostalgic. When I was a kid, I would try to get around things like solving for the missing side of a shape by tearing little strips of paper off of my test or scratch paper, and using it like a ruler to manually measure the graphic used to represent the shape described in the problem. It didn’t work—the graphics were intentionally distorted to prevent this kind of cheating.
It’s kind of funny in hindsight. I don’t remember what I found so difficult about those problems.
Not me EATING this with MY EYEBALLS as the first thunderstorm of the year rolls through, and reblogging wrong (AGAIN, whoops). Heheheh UPDAATEEEE -> that is such a wild memory. Younger you was thinking outside the box 10/10. Very practical. I would imagine encountering math like that would bring one back to simplier times. Um, I got stuck, on your paintings, here, for *heh* a hot minute. Lost myself in the feeling of that quiet dawn, that beautiful tree, the colors of that light. Hmmmf. Thank you for sharing some of your sunshine with me!! *takes and RUNS chittering happily*
I’m pretty sure younger-me is still within earshot, so be careful about encouraging that kind of misbehavior (lol).
Day 5 of relearning all math concepts. If I could get wrong answers the normal way (whatever that would be), instead of somehow hallucinating numbers and symbols that aren’t there, it would feel like an accomplishment.
Alas! My consciousness is contained in a malfunctioning flesh-computer, and I’m being confronted by my fallibility as a mortal being! How disturbing!
Day 9 of relearning all math concepts.
I don’t really like the fact that there are an infinite number of prime numbers. I’m not denying it, I’m just not very happy about it.
Just going off of vibes, I feel like 47 should be the last one. Having any more after that is kind of unreasonable. Right?
Day 12 of relearning all math concepts.
One thing I disliked as a kid was the concept of multiplying by a fraction. I don’t remember whether I actually learned how to do it back then, but either way, I hated it and found it completely nonsensical. My brain just couldn’t process the idea that I could multiply two non-zero numbers and get an answer lower than one (or both) of the numbers being multiplied.
At some point, I put this concept out of my mind completely and forgot that it even existed. Now that I’m reencountering it years later, it makes perfect sense.
What the hell is this? Did I grow up in the throwaway gag dimension where math doesn’t have any logical underpinnings whatsoever? Was I that inattentive and/or mentally undeveloped? Did my teachers just really suck? Should I be relieved, or appalled? Are my memories real? Do I exist?
Big kitten ignores advice, follows me into the bathroom. Feels inadequately entertained. Climbs my body like a scratching post, bites my appendages, and demands to be seated in lap. Purrs sonorously, either unaware of or indifferent to his crimes.
Virgin Thundercracker vs Gigachad Jetfire
getting torn asunder tomorrow with friends
Day 1 of relearning all math concepts starting from a preschool level in a desperate last-ditch attempt to achieve human-level intelligence before my brain stops developing. The cracks are already starting to show. I almost miscounted the number of insects in an assortment of little cartoon critters by mistaking a pill bug for an armadillo.
Day 2 of relearning all math concepts. I’ve had place values explained to me enough times to last for my next seven lives. When I get reincarnated, my first words are going to be “three tens, minus zero tens, is three tens”.
Kudoes to your on your math journey! Pls update when fractions arrive, m'not emotionally ready for that yet. *is having vietnam flashbacks to differencial equations*
Day 3 of relearning all math concepts. Because you believe in me, I will persevere!
A fraction was encountered today.
I gotta say, though, I hope it’ll be a good long time before I run into one of these “differential equations” you speak of. The ones with those hook-things look worryingly ready to stab someone. Like a bug with a really long proboscis. What could they possibly need all of that for?
Please enjoy my artistic rendition of how I expect my first encounter with a differential equation to play out:
I felt inspired to render this into prose: so here ya go! It is a muggy day—the kind of day where spring is just, only just peeping up from the basement like a mischievous houseguest who refuses to fully emerge. A demented little tease that winter is over, and its safe to long for the brush of sunlight once again. Dense fog warnings abound, the air hangs heavy and damp. This season is also known as MUD. From beneath receeding ice and packed snow, a road re-emerges—lo and behold, actual asphalt. And with it, potholes: raw, cratered mouths gaping skyward, evidence that winter did not go quietly. Behollllldddd. The engineer steps out into this damp in-between world and begins the daily pilgrimage: down and away from the noise, away from the comofrting pounding of turret punch presses, and worked steel and fluorescent hum, toward the café that promises a fragile miracle—better cell service. Steel toed boots press imprints into softening ground. The air smells of thaw and dirt and the promise of sunny days to come.
There are grievances today. Small ones. Spouse cannot meet for lunch. Earbuds lie abandoned on an office desk like forgotten relics. Silence will accompany the walk. Alas.
But then—birds.
For the first time in weeks, the trees are stitched with sweet sound. Thin, bright chirps pierce the damp air like needles pulling thread through heavy cloth. The world, so long held in frozen suspension, is beginning to murmur again. Something small and feathered dares to declare survival.
Perhaps the engineer is lucky today.
Perhaps signal bars will rise like tentative green shoots to the promised land of art and storytelling. Perhaps. Point A to Point B is achieved—not in triumph, but in steady, confident steps. A small-town strip tucked improbably close to the hum and clang of manufacturing. One block over, steel and precision and prototypes and schedules. Here? Window displays. Painted signs. A small retail stretch that feels like it misplaced itself from a gentler decade. It is cute in the way something hard-working tries to be charming anyway. Brick facades. Hand-lettered chalkboards. The café waits at the edge of this thawing world like a lantern left burning in a window.
Soup time. Fic time.
All hail Soup Lady and her tiny, radiant domain. Soup Lady does not know she runs a sanctuary. She does not know the stories that have been drafted at her tables. The fic updates have been inhaled with rapt eyes.
Today’s sacrament: Chicken Corn Chowder.
The engineer is doing good today. The chowder is velvety, savory, fragrant with spice.
And lo—three bars of service.
Tumblr stirs.
Weirdmachine0. Day 3.
The engineer is excited, had been looking forward to an update to this budding oddessy.
The post loads.
The image appears. The caption unfurls.
The brain processes. Processes...processes...
And then—
Laughter erupts mid-spoonful. Chicken corn chowder is violently pulled into forbidden sinus territory. This is not how chowder is meant to travel. The quiet café witnesses a near-death-by-comedy incident.
The culprit?
An entirely novel interpretation of an integral equation. A mathematical horror rendered as a long-proboscised insect poised to stab.
“FREAKY-ASS BUG,” indeed.
The engineer—veteran of the Calculus Wars—drowns in gleeful whimsy.
Because here is the truth, rarely admitted in polite company:
The engineer actually really—reaaaallllyy—likes math.
Not just tolerates it. Not just uses it as a tool. Loves it.
Loves the clean, merciless order of it. The way the universe can be laid out into symbols. The way a page of notation, once opaque, can unfold into utter clarity. There is something holy in that kind of structure. Something steady. Something that does not care about weather or mood or market fluctuations.
The engineer loves that.
But loving something does not mean it was easy.
There were late nights under the interrogation lamp of a desk light. Early mornings fueled by coffee and spite. YouTube videos paused mid-sentence because the leap from line three to line four felt like being asked to jump a canyon without visible ground on the other side.
There were pages rewritten until the paper thinned. There were concepts forced through—not elegantly absorbed, but wrestled into place by repetition and stubbornness. Solve it again. And again. And again. Until the shape of it began to feel less like an enemy and more like a familiar coastline.
The engineer did not fall in love at first sight.
The engineer committed.
And over time, the hooks became curves. The curves became tools. The tools became fluent. The language became home.
So when someone eyeballs a spooky lookin' differential equation and sees a long-proboscised insect poised to stab— Its beautiful, its hilarious, and gawddd damn, that was NAWT on my bingo card today <3 THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, and I almost DIED. with love - the engineer. THE EYEBALLS, the BROOM sent me.
Day 4 of relearning all math concepts. Progress was a bit slower today, because someone used their enchanting atmospheric writing to prime me to get distracted by the majesty of nature. (This is wonderful and I’ve read it seven times. Sorry for rerouting your chowder!)
Relatedly, I lost a battle of wits with the sun this morning. I wanted to capture the moment when the sun came over the horizon, so I stood out there for about 50 minutes watching the sky get brighter, but not seeing the sun itself, wondering if I’d somehow avoided the outside world for long enough to forget how sunrises work. Meanwhile, it was sneakily rising behind a cloud that had rolled in at just the right time.
Where I live, there are only two seasons—“summer” (this one occurs during the winter) and “oh god the air is made of lava and my face is melting off”. So, we have a decent amount of sunlight. I nabbed some for you:
Digressions aside, I’m currently being subjected to 3rd grade math. It’s oddly nostalgic. When I was a kid, I would try to get around things like solving for the missing side of a shape by tearing little strips of paper off of my test or scratch paper, and using it like a ruler to manually measure the graphic used to represent the shape described in the problem. It didn’t work—the graphics were intentionally distorted to prevent this kind of cheating.
It’s kind of funny in hindsight. I don’t remember what I found so difficult about those problems.
Not me EATING this with MY EYEBALLS as the first thunderstorm of the year rolls through, and reblogging wrong (AGAIN, whoops). Heheheh UPDAATEEEE -> that is such a wild memory. Younger you was thinking outside the box 10/10. Very practical. I would imagine encountering math like that would bring one back to simplier times. Um, I got stuck, on your paintings, here, for *heh* a hot minute. Lost myself in the feeling of that quiet dawn, that beautiful tree, the colors of that light. Hmmmf. Thank you for sharing some of your sunshine with me!! *takes and RUNS chittering happily*
I’m pretty sure younger-me is still within earshot, so be careful about encouraging that kind of misbehavior (lol).
Day 5 of relearning all math concepts. If I could get wrong answers the normal way (whatever that would be), instead of somehow hallucinating numbers and symbols that aren’t there, it would feel like an accomplishment.
Alas! My consciousness is contained in a malfunctioning flesh-computer, and I’m being confronted by my fallibility as a mortal being! How disturbing!
Day 9 of relearning all math concepts.
I don’t really like the fact that there are an infinite number of prime numbers. I’m not denying it, I’m just not very happy about it.
Just going off of vibes, I feel like 47 should be the last one. Having any more after that is kind of unreasonable. Right?
Do you think transformers have a hard time telling themselves that flesh tearing is painful the same way we can’t see metal tearing as painful because we don’t see metal as “alive”? Hypothetical but like let’s just assume that organic flesh so far to your knowledge was vegetation or fruit flesh before getting to earth, wouldn’t it be hard to tell yourself “that hurts”?
Just thinking the same way that if I dropped my printer and it cracked in half and things fell out, even if it screamed and cried I’d have a hard time telling my brain “yep, that’s an injury” it’d be a hole in my printer.
There are people who can feel empathy towards a cracked phone screen and there are also quite a lot of people who don't consider something as an injury if it doesn't look similar enough to a human/mammalian injury. I'm talking ripping off bugs legs for fun or killing a butterfly for a collection or boiling a lobster or like. I don't know. Stepping on a snail. Killing a mouse? Mundane stuff. Most people don't concern themselves with recognizing pain of every pigeon around them that has a string tied around its leg. You know what I mean?
The fact that humans have pretty similar reaction to pain as Cybertronians would definitely help the situation but I believe that a good chunk of Cybertronians would still feel kind of. Significantly detached? Human injury does not look like a real injury to them. I think they feel about it somewhat the same way we feel when we look at pictures like this one
A Transformer seeing a human missing most of their “head” after getting a haircut would probably have a reaction similar to what you’d feel seeing the above picture. Something along the lines of “That looks very bad but I also can’t tell if your nonchalance is real or a figment of my imagination.”
Meanwhile a leg bending the wrong way would be more of a “Oh neat, didn’t know you bent that way. Why are you screaming.”
Fascinated by all the situations that could be created by a lack of, or an overabundance of, cross-species empathy.
- Spending too long around Cybertronians, as a human, and starting to feel empathy towards broken machinery, sentient or otherwise.
- Spending too long around humans, as a Cybertronian, and starting to feel unsettled by red liquids and the tearing of anything that looks superficially similar to flesh.
- Cybertronians being a little bit horrified by humans’ ability to rip off and replace their plating (clothes) every day.
- Some humans assuming Cybertronians can’t be sentient because they’re robots (e.g. thinking they must be AI mimicking human-like behavior). Humans, who initially seem unassuming, developing a reputation for their cruelty.
- The human body being able to heal shockingly well without intervention. Cybertronians being able to come back from almost anything, as long as they are manually repaired, but their bodies have minimal or no self-healing abilities. A human and a Cybertronian arguing over which is better (both think the grass is greener on the other side).
- Wildly overestimating the severity of an injury on someone of another species and coddling them like they’re teetering on the verge of death, when it’s really just a mild inconvenience to them.
- Wildly underestimating the severity of an injury on someone of another species. They don’t want to look weak, so this misconception goes unchallenged until they suddenly collapse.
- Humans and Cybertronians being surprisingly good at repairing each other when properly trained to do so, specifically because of their ability to see an injury as broken systems and not having to tune out their instincts screaming “DANGER! AGONY! DOOM!” at them while they’re trying to concentrate.
I like the idea of cybertronians having no gender, specifically in a “humans perceive some cybertronians as men, and some as women, but the concept of gender isn’t something that exists in cybertronian culture” way.
Since this is supposedly an art blog, I figured I should make a separate post for these paintings that came out of my math saga. I almost never do landscapes, but maybe I should change that.
Thank you @motherofrobots11712 for inspiring me to make these!