I've Always Been A Little Anxious, And Then I Died...

Hi...

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Best thing I’ve seen all day.

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I need help, Kenny.

Aight Kenny, 7 days ago I decided to finally watch Julie and the Phantoms. Yes, I’m new to the club but I have watched ONLY 9 EPISODES, LIKE 38 TIMES. I NEED A NEW SEASON OR AT LEAST ANOTHER SHOW ON NETFLIX TO WATCH, I HAVE MEMORIZED ALMOST EVERY LINE AND EVERY DAMN SONG. PLEASE JUST TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH AT LEAST WHILST I WAIT. Also I’m finished majority of Julie and the Phantoms incorrect quotes, I’ve almost went through the entire Julie and the Phantoms side of Tumblr. Please call me a therapist. I’m addicted. I need new shows. I need new movies. I need a life thats not addicted to Owen, Madison, Charlie, Jeremy, Savannah, Jadah, Booboo, etc. 

Please get me a therapist... someone... please. 

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Dirty Candy... instead of Alex... my brother. :’D

I have the urge to take my brother, dye his hair blonde, get him the same outfit as Alex, take the cheerleading team from his High School, and then have them re-create the dancing scene with Alex and Dirty Candy. 

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Reggie: Hey Luke, can I have some dating advice?

Luke: Why would you ask me?

Reggie: Because somehow you were able to get with Julie.

Luke: Why do you sound surprised?

Reggie: Because Julie is way out of your league.

Luke: Offense taken-

Reggie: Anyway, how do I get someone to like me?

Luke: Well... what I would do is take them out to lunch, get them some flowers, get some chocolate for them, and lastly while you are eating ask them to be your boyfriend.

Reggie: So now your going to assume I'm gay?!?!?!

Luke: You came out to us two years ago-

Reggie: Oh yeah-

Later:

Reggie: Hey Luke, want to go get some lunch?

Luke: Sure!

Reggie: Here I got you some flowers and some chocolate.

Luke, internally: Oh no, I don't want to have to break his little fragile heart.

Luke, out loud nervously: *sweating* Oh, haha thanks.

Reggie: Okay, I need to ask you personal.

Luke, nervously: Um... okay...

Reggie: Can you go give those flowers and chocolate to that cute boy over there and ask him if he will get lunch with me?

Luke: Wait... you weren't going to ask me to be your boyfriend?

Reggie: No, why would I, I'm way out of your league.

Luke: Who told you that?

Reggie: Alex, Julie, Willie, Caleb, Ray, Carlos, Nick, Carrie-

Luke, cutting Reggie off: OKAY, thats enough. *sniffles*

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Me trying not to cry whilst the song “Unsaid Emily” in the episode... “Unsaid Emily” plays: 

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The Trio Being sMaRt

Reggie: Guys... I just thought of something.

Luke and Alex in sync: What is it?

Reggie: So... *stops and sips tea non-stop*

Alex: What the hell Reggie, talk!

Reggie: Fine... so, during the drought. If the people were smart they could have watered the liquid water, it would have helped it grow. Meaning; they would have had water.

Alex: Are you dumb? Is there metal in your brai-

Luke: Shut up, Alex. He's onto something. Continue, Reggie.

Reggie: *takes a small sip of tea* as I was saying.