[mixdoggy]

MALINOIS PUPPY

[xiaq]

A bedroom ❤️

[wilczak]

[diablo1776]

[wilczak]

[xiaq]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[arthurrmorgan]

“This is Cerberus. He’s a pussycat. Now, if he accidentally bites you, well in the unlikely event that he does, do not say no. Part of their training is that biting is never wrong. Ain’t that right? Yeah. Hey, I should probably tell you where we keep the broom handle in case we gotta pry open his jaw.”

[wild-cabins]

Joonas Linkola

[leahberman]

backtracking

sequoia national park, california

instagram

[remanence-of-love]

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[welcome-foolishmortals]

@honeybeejohn YES

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[welcome-foolishmortals]

^

[neoninmyeyes]

Viggo Mortensen as Nikolai in Eastern Promises by David Cronenberg

[books-n-quotes]

“Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many years of homelessness, but not loneliness. It is the worst of all tortures, the worst of all sufferings.”

— Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes (via books-n-quotes)

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird that Trojan condoms have such a successful brand image because in the Iliad all the little men break out of their protective casing and wreck the city

[just-shower-thoughts]

Drug testing employees is basically an admission by the company that they can’t tell the difference between the performance of employees who do drugs and those who don’t