Handsome Jack: How much you do love me kiddo?
Rhys: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Handsome Jack: But it's morning.
Rhys: Exactly.
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Handsome Jack: How much you do love me kiddo?
Rhys: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Handsome Jack: But it's morning.
Rhys: Exactly.
Dissolve, slowly
Handsome Jack: I am the most sane person to ever live, everyone loves me and thinks i’m fucking hot. Hail to the king, baby.
Rhys:
Did I mention that I love Borderlands?
Bonus:
3/22/17
It’s a three Jack Elpis
finally i am doing something for sinday
it isn’t done yet but there is a dick or should i say a prick under the read more xDDD
Keep reading
ver.2
I’m—- sorry.
Jack: *sigh* I wish I was a rooster.
Rhys: What? Why?
Jack: So you can see what this cockledootoyou
Jack: Rhys I wrote you a poem cause I'm friggin awesome, ready?
Rhys: Awe how sweet! Yeah, read it!
Jack: Roses are red, violets are blue. Let me put my dick, inside of you.
Rhys: Why am I not surprised.
boyo
this fuck
cuz I find this funny
when jack gets home ♡
did a very impromptu stream and hey look some sin