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@welcome-to-revachol
9 times out of 10 if there is a super cool fag you're following on tumblr that you wish would reach out to you, they're probably waiting for the same thing
tumblr is nothing but a plexiglass prison full of socially-anxious bottoms
@wheres-timmy
just in-case anybody else needed to see this beautiful moment in modern history
Gun-inspired names for your baby boy! 🤗
- Gunjamin
- Glocktholomew
- Pistol Greg
- Riflemeister Jr.
Revolver Ocelot
holy fuck
some energy right there
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Oh look at the time it’s male positivity hour. Reasons I love boys:
Warm
They absentmindedly mess with their hair a lot and it’s cute
They have nice smiles
Warm
They look good in jeans
Clean shaven boys handsome
Boys with facial hair handsome
Warm
You give them one compliment and they get all bashful
Very good hugs, especially if they’re wearing a jacket or hoodie
Cute laughs
Sometimes awkward and it’s always cute
Warrmb
Can be really silly when they want to be
Super strong like omg
Never met a boy who was not insanely extra about how much they love their pet
Lowkey love their friends to death and they aren’t actually that lowkey at all
Holding their hands feels really nice
Could wear anything and would look good
Boys with hat hair after taking off a cap/helmet/beanie/hood? *chef’s kiss*
Boys’ voices sound wonderful no matter how low or high they are
Waaaarrrrmmmm fr pls hug me
Whoever invented boys deserves a raise
Skyrim's late-game power-fantasy-creep is so funny even by fantasy standards. Like, it's hilarious how it feels like it completely steamrolls everything else. By the end of the game you're:
the Chosen One
dragonslayer
Archmage of the only magic college in the kingdom
leader of a group of werewolf paladins (or alternatively a literal Vampire Lord)
vampire slayer
minor nobility of literally every county in the kingdom (and one not in the kingdom)
high ranking soldier of a faction of the civil war
personal conduit and champion for like a dozen various deities and gods
leader of an ancient and forgotten dragon-slaying warband
master of the thieves guild
leader of a group of serial killers
protector of the entire kingdom
member of a bard's college
Like imagine a person existing that had all these titles and also the actual lived experience to back it up.
harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop
Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?
Kim: ...
Harry: What?
Kim: What are you talking about?
Inland Empire [80%]
Looks like you're the only one who can see it.
Harry: The... bone monster?
Kim: The bone monster.
Harry: Yes. The bone monster.
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #with a high enough inland empire stat you just see ryuk. immediately /End ID]
harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop
Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?
Kim: ...
Harry: What?
Kim: What are you talking about?
Inland Empire [80%]
Looks like you're the only one who can see it.
Harry: The... bone monster?
Kim: The bone monster.
Harry: Yes. The bone monster.
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #with a high enough inland empire stat you just see ryuk. immediately /End ID]
There's a question which the west coast Fallout games are quietly litigating, which is that age-old gotcha about what you do with the remaining orcs once you've deposed Sauron. In the original Fallout, the Super Mutants are basically universally aligned against the quote-unquote "good guys," for whatever value of that term is applicable to the wasteland at large, but subsequent games make it clear that this was an ideological thing, and a product of the political moment of the mutants creation rather than an ontological quality that they have. The game is very aware that this is something that was done to them, and the tragedy of that; the first mutant you're likely to run into is dying scared and alone.
Fallout 2 presents super mutants who've broken in every direction ideologically in the aftermath of the Unity's collapse; the peacemakers under Marcus at Broken Hills, Gond as a member of the abolitionist NCR rangers, reactionary remnants of the original mutant army, genocidal self-hating fascists like Frank Horrigan. Fallout: New Vegas iterates on this beautifully. The mutants dovetail perfectly with the theme of how every faction in the wasteland is trying and oftentimes failing to reckon with the weight of history. Their utopian movement imploded outside of living memory, closer to the apocalypse than to the present day. The survivors- who can only dwindle in number due to their sterility- have been left to reckon with that in whatever way they can. And they have their backs to about a hundred and twenty years of that reckoning not going particularly well, of being the bugbear and boogeymen for bullies and ideologues whose grandparents weren't even alive to suffer from the Unity's actions. The lack of a collective future for mutantkind casts a pall over even the best ending for Jacobstown; humans are collectively resilient within this setting, but through violence, and accidents, dementia and senility, the day will inevitably come when there are no mutants left. And worse still will be the day before that, when there's only one mutant left. Finding some form of satisfaction or contentment within that dwindling window, with the world against you, is a task that falls to the individual mutant. (Take Mean Sonovabitch, for example. He seems to be doing alright for himself.)
Then we slide on over to the east coast games, where the mutants are.... morons. Cannibals. Marauders. And when you meet one who isn't, the game throws itself a ticker-tape parade for containing such an audacious twist. To go back to the orc thing, it's like if The Hobbit had contained a lengthy, empathetic subplot about the rich internality and fleshed-out-if-deeply-flawed ideology of the orcs, and then there was a pivot to treating them like a monolithic block of ontologically evil marauders in LOTR. While staring you straight in the eye the whole time, unblinking. Daring you to say something
putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit
intersring dish. drop the recipe
Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)
One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.
But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.
Ingredients:
- butter
- bread
Directions:
Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.
2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡
you. you get it
Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”
Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”
do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like
Boone: Damn, looks like a lot of Legion up ahead. I'm going to call for backup.
Boone:
Boone: Six, where's the radio?
Conspicuously-NCR-Emergency-Radio-shaped Courier Six: Urmph! No idea! If you want to find that delicious radio of ours, go look elsewhere!
Milí obrozenci,
dnes jdu k vám s netradiční prosbou o shrnutí vašich oblíbených obrozených termínů. Probíráme na češtině právě slovní zásobu a přišlo mi hezký se o tadytýhle nýš komunitě paní profesorce zmínit a dát jí pár příkladů. Tak jestli máte něco co by se v takovémhle prostředí dalo sdílet tak mi prosím řekněte.
Moje nejpoužívanější je hovězí (beef), horký úchop a hobluj (slay)
• probuznění
• HORKÝ ÚCHOP!!!! Ano ano ano!!!!
• loďování, slodění, loděnice, to loďuju (ve smyslu "shipping")
• crush jakožto "křup" (mít na někoho křup)
• hlavokánon
• teplákání (queerbaiting)
• "Slay queen" jsem si docela zvykla překládat jako "Kácej královno" podle výroku jedné postavy z podcastu Díra (který tímto tuze doporučuji)
můj bratře v Kristu
proč jsi ty byla na Petrových kamenech
Ta prokletá tabulka 💖💖
Mámoš (mom friend), Papálie (daddy issues), Zádka (buttplug), Chlapka(Manwhore), Klunda (Bussy)
A samozřejmě musím přidat svoje Borovicování (pining)
Koukám že u nově příchozích se zase ztratil fakt že existuje celý slovník
Me duele la cabeza
This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.
finally, applied mathematics
Don’t worry mathematicians had a very similar reaction at first
Basically around the beginning of 20th century mathematicians were arguing about how to eliminate paradoxes from coming up in maths, and they were questioning whether the bases of maths, known for thousands of years, are complete / correct
In geometry there were those five principles from which everything else was derived, and mathematicians were like: „See, we’ll prove that geometry is sound and complete bc without any one of those principles nothing will make sense!”
And then it made sense. It made too much sense in many weird ways when they removed the 5th principle.
And so, topology was born, simply because mathematicians were so sure it wouldn’t work they decided to try it out as a joke
