[not-entirely-unlike-tea]

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[welcometodarkplace]

[welcometodarkplace]

[welcometodarkplace]

Man’s got swag…

[welcometodarkplace]

[welcometodarkplace]

[welcometodarkplace]

[originalscooby-deactivated20141]

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Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace | Episode Six | The Creeping Moss From The Shores of Shuggoth

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary’s body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air conditioned. They tried all the positions; on top, doggy and normal. Exhausted they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hell beast ate them. 

[welcometodarkplace]

[welcometodarkplace]

Greetings, traveler. I'm Garth Marenghi, horror writer. Most of you probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers, including "Afterbirth," in which a mutated placenta attacks Bristol.

[teflonly]

[welcometodarkplace]

[teflonly]

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But why would long dead Scottish warriors trapped in the mist come so far south?

[theonewiththeweatheredeyes]