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‘ can someone please shoot me so i don’t have to go to school tomorrow. ’
" ya know how to bark but do you know how to-----------" cue to andrew dramatically loading up pokemonGO on his phone, "---just... HAH --" and there he goes, showing it off to the other; "------do you know how to FIGHT, bro"
‘ i am a goddamn POKéMON master, do you think your weak ass koratta is gon’a do shit, it’s not a fucking F.E.A.R. ’
Munday is almost over, I know, but here’s some pictures of me on Friday in the car going to a party.
“When will I stop.”
“When will I ever sleep for a time that’s longer than six hours.”
“Burned your tongue off?” Stares right back.
Continues to just stare. Continues to take a sip out of their soda. Stares.
✎ probably cursing in Khmer rip
| | reaction meme || selectively accepting | |
THERE IS FEAR in the face of the hockey player, a sense of fright and FASCINATION having mixed into a new sense; frightscination , for he is utterly BEWILDERED by the language ( he had watched a lot of anime, but this SURE wasn’t anything near Japanese , or was it ? he had no idea , it wasn’t English at least ). Out of reflex he pulls out and up his phone, fingers tapping eagerly on the screen as he looks up google:
[ female speaking gibberish, possibly possessed by demons ]
“Yes, I’m aware, but currently you’re more of one. And, really? Guess I missed your cremation day years ago, then.”
Just stares. Takes their soda and sips out of it. ( No #spon ). Continues just staring.
“I’ll have you know that I’m a very selfless person.” Deadpan. “Switching topics is allowed in a conversation, you know.”
“You’re an asshole, and, not in this one. Also, the day you’re a very selfless person is the day that I burn in hell instead of running it.”
Pouts. “Takes one to know one.”
“Wow. Real mature. I mean, you’re not wrong, but, hey, we’re not talking about me, we’re talking about you.”
@whitelies--redeyes is getting called out for no reason !
“A-yo, asshole!” Yeah, they’re talking to you.
noms absently as they stare into the distance.
Like / reblog if you’d want to mess with Satan -- I mean...roleplay with my self-insert, yeah...
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meme here ;;
They’re not even fazed by Andrew’s half-naked body ( while they have never really lived in the same house with a man for a prolonged period of time, they have a multitude of male cousins and friends whom they’ve seen in various states of undress ), and it’s not even deserving of an eye-roll.
“Put on a shirt, no one wants to see that.” The tone implies that ‘that’ is Andrew’s naked body, and that it’s…less than aesthetically pleasing ( to put it politely ).
talentedropout replied to your post:
YOU WOULD BE A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF HIS, HOW LUCKY AREN’T YOU
bUT WAIT I DON’T EVEN LIKE SPORTS
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talentedropout replied to your post:
you out-perverted him. YOU out-perverted H I M. the man everyone in stockholm knows because of his… shady attitude—-
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