Welcome to the Bungle

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no good way

Jenn: i was like trying to find some way to respond and was just like "i guess there's no good way to go" and she was like "yes there is! another guy in the nursing home just went to sleep and didn't wake up!"

Jenn: and i was like i mean yeahhhhh hahaa ughhhhhh

Leigh: well we don't know what kind of dream he was having though!

Leigh: it could've been a bad one

Leigh: and who wants to go in the middle of a bad dream?

Leigh: WORST WAY to go

Leigh: after botulism.

Leigh: or anthrax.

Leigh: smallpox

Leigh: maybe you should have said

Leigh: well at least he doesn't have ANTHRAX

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THATS ALL I NEED TO KNOW

Jenn: what is talking on facebook even?...like...messages?

Leigh: idk or facebook chat?

Leigh: which is THE WORRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTt

Leigh: because people like harold derf want to catch up

Leigh: and you're like hey buddy i knew you in 7th grade

Leigh: and you had earwax

Leigh: AND THATS ALL I NEED TO KNOW

Jenn:hahahaahahahhahahHAHAHAAHA

Leigh: haha omg actually i just looked at his prof and he lives in denver!

Leigh: weird

Jenn: maybe facebook IS worth something AFTER AKK

Jenn: lol ALL

Jenn: after aKK sounds like i started choking in the middle of the sentence

Leigh: hahahha

Leigh: after AAAAAAAAAKVNORIEWHFIEWJF *dies *

Jenn: hahahaahhaah i'm loling in the library

Leigh: i'm lolling on my couch

Jenn: couch lols!

Leigh: i'm trapped here because i'm having a weird back spasm

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But tasting amazing

Jenn: do you know there is another great donut place near porter called vernas

Leigh: no

Leigh: i didn't know that

Leigh: is it better!?

Jenn: it's like more classic less hipster but tasting amazing

Leigh: i'd eat that

Leigh: i'd eat any donut really

Leigh: have you ever had a pumpkin donut from dunkin donuts

Leigh: those are good

Leigh: maybe we can have a donut appetizer before brunch

Jenn: gp gp

Jenn: but should our brunch be an all donut brunch

Leigh: ummmmmmmm

Leigh: maybe?

Leigh: where would we even GO to brunch

Leigh: what if we went to highland kitchen

Leigh: old stomping ground :'(

Jenn: omg i went to brunch there last weekend!

Jenn: they have beignets, sooooo

Leigh: friend dough brunch!

Leigh: haha i meant fried

Leigh: but

Leigh: friend, also

Leigh: wait was the brunch good? i feel like i've never had it

Jenn: it was good. gooood.

Jenn: also i have to go buy myself a cupcake or something at whole foods to reward myself for staying at work so long

Leigh: oh nice

Leigh: wow you are at work

Leigh: you're an american hero

Leigh: eat a million cupcakes!

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Should I Sue?

Leigh: also um this morning i had to endure an awkward side hug from my boss as i was seated at my desk. should i sue?

Jenn: ougghghghgh that sounds terrible. you did get a cake today though, so, net gain? also i meant to ask you, tell me more about the cake.

Leigh: eemed u a pik. it claims to be "great for any occasion" but i'm like WHAT ABOUT PASSOVER, RACISTS

Jenn: WOW i love that description with all caps

Jenn: totally, so many racists out there i bet paula been made it

Jenn: "Incredibly Moist Gold Cake"

Leigh: "WITH BUTTER CREAM ALL UP IN UR MOUTH PLACE"

Jenn: "A HAND MADE IT"

Leigh: "WHOSE HAND? MIND UR OWN"

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Jenn: in other news here's a fun okcupid message i just got: "Hey I'm actually looking for some fun.. honestly like fuck buddy... how about that..? I will respect you.. and definitely want to have a lot of pleasure with you.. giving and receiving together.. I will buy you nice food too. And watching movie too with cuddling.. :) I promise I will be nice to you... "

Leigh: that message...why so many elipses..what...uh....I....maybe?

Leigh: "honestly like fuck buddy." if I can just be honest, fuck buddy. honestly, like straight up fucking? but also, food and watching movie. nice stuff. honestly just fucking though? thanks.

Leigh: but I mean how does he look? how compatible are you??? JUST IN CASE!

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god please!!!!

Leigh: possibly favorite amazon review of all time -- "verygood! i am very like it,I will continue to buy!Don't say anything else!Minato words, my English is not good!god please!!!!"

Leigh: i just want to tell that person it's okay, you don't have to write the review. is someone threatening you? maybe call 9-1-1.

Jenn: what was that review even for???????????

Leigh: a JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's facebook?

Leigh: i feel like facebook just exists as a torture device disguised as something harmless and it's like "heyyyyyyyyyy friend, want to stab this knife into your eye? what fun it would be!" and you're like "okay, i like fun i guess!" and then it's like BAM YOU'RE BLIND AND HATE YOURSELF!! HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Jenn: TOTALLY. totally. like, "how are you feeling about yourself today? good? are ya? c'mere, look at this cool stuff i have to show ya. c'mere. LOOK AT THIS LAVA FIRE VORTEX DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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dentists are doctors

Leigh: i was just making an announcement for a speaker we are bringing and his name is bob, so i started to type "dr. bob" but accidentally typed "dr. boob"

Jenn: HAHAHAHA do you know what i did to myself this morning, i was cleaning my water bottle and i literally exploded a bomb of boiling soapy water on myself. i was shaking up the water bottle that i had filled with boiling water and soap to disinfect it and then i opened it and it exploded onto my chest. basically burned myself. i'm fine now.

Leigh: we're just killing it

Leigh: do you want to go to trivia tonight

Jenn: is dr. boob coming

Leigh: ahahahahahahahahaha

Leigh: of course

Leigh: what if i referred to only one of my boobs as "dr. boob"

Jenn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA would the other one be a nurse?

Jenn: or like... a dentist

Jenn: i guess dentists also go by dr.

Leigh: dentists are doctors

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Blog: What Should We Call It?

Jenn: but what will we callll ittttt

Jenn: "words in space"

Leigh: that already exists. also it makes it sounds like we would know stuff about space and i DON'T at all.

Jenn: i do not see any suggestions coming from YOU little miss throw jenn's ideas in the trash

Leigh: i prefer to be called by my full name "little miss throw jenn's ideas in the trash and burn them in a massive fire while dancing and cackling"

Leigh: i was trying to do a thing with squirrel in it

Leigh: like a squirrel/girl wordplay

Leigh: it turns out other people have thought of this

Jenn: wut about 'this squirrel is on fire'

Jenn: what about "welcome to squirreltown: here we will discuss things"

Leigh: welcome to the squngle?

Leigh: what about "up the wazoo"

Leigh: or, "out the wazoo"

Leigh: "over the wazoo"

Leigh: what about "welcome to the bungle"

Leigh: imma tell you something true which is that the phrase "with squirrel" was once used to mean "pregnant"

Leigh: what if the name was "two headed shark fetus" http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/yay-two-headed-shark-fetus