j'adore mon bebe

[well-versed-in-etiquette]

me: man i don't feel depressed at all these days!

also me: never showers, hasn't cleaned my room in seven months, hardly remembers to brush my teeth, never talks to anyone, never leaves my room, can't focus on a book for more than two minutes

me: i am Cured

[sophie-baek]

Kristen Bell attends the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.

[well-versed-in-etiquette]

perfect fairy princess of a human 😍😍😍

[felinetay]

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

[aphchocolatemilkshake]

i relate to this on a spiritual level

[vinesforall]

Writer: [singing a slightly monotonous chant] Come on brain, think of things! Come on brain, think of things! Come on brain, be so smart–

[georgiatnsv-deactivated20260427]

Current mood: wanting to have a hooded cloak and to be in a misty forest. 

[iguanamouth]

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[well-versed-in-etiquette]

wait waaat

[misssnicket]

Only Americans will understand:

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH

[nerdygrlwonder]

877-CASHNOW!

[bloomingeden]

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[bunnyboy-squeak-deactivated2021]

What is this

[a-daks]

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH

877-CASHNOW!

(877 cash now)

[sunlaire]

IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

[wessasaurus-rex]

THEY HELPED THOUSANDS THEY’LL HELP YOU TOO 

ONE LUMP SUM OF CASH THEY WILL PAY TO YOU 

IF YOU GET LONG-TERM PAYMENTS AND YOU NEED CASH NOW 

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

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[candiikismet]

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[raakxhyr]

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[woahspace]

*high voice* 877-CASH NOWWWWW

[pashionforfashion21allday]

💰It’s your money use it when you need it 💰

[marauders4evr]

*Small instrumental*

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[givinginandsigningup]

*chorus* CALL NOW!

[ajohnnygoldmain]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

can you imagine all the actors who will be offended in like 10 years or so when their agents call them and tell them: ‘’hey bro! hbo is making a movie about the 2016 presidential elections, they need someone to play ted cruz and i think you will be perfect!’’

[andreii-tarkovsky]

i’m not even his agent but i’m calling miles teller when that happens.

[kieslowski]

[uglyrad]

when i’m emotionally damaged but trying to brush it off

[vinesnow]

[yourzombiepinup-deactivated2016]

I thought this video died

[unicornriiarchive]

I QUOTE THIS CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT THIS

[catbountry]

This will never die.

[dragonheartbleedinglove]

Never let it die

[whenmoments]

[axebombah-deactivated20150404]

[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via westernuniver)

[well-versed-in-etiquette]

accurate

[forever90s]

[tthumbelina]

when someone thinks you’re cool

[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly