An Undertale AU Blog

Undertale AU based ask/roleplay blog

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I drew this so long ago, but honestly I still love it so much.

Incorrect quotes are so much fun :D

-Wolf

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Audio from here!

The jackass in black and his world (Mindfall) is made by @theriverpersonshadow, Underswap is the Undertale fandom’s, this is just my headcanon if it based on RPs River and I have done. All the art was done by me, Wolfgirl :D

This was way too perfect of a song for these two, I had to do it XD

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

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((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

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Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

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Red chuckles, “All I hear is my gaydar going off.” 

Lock laughs and finally relents, for now. He looks the guy up and down and mutters out, “Shure yain’t. N my teeth’re fine.” 

He then goes back and reclaims the bed, sticking his tongue out and being a brat. 

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Blue chuckled, “Oh no.”

…maybe he’d ask once the movie was over, but not right now.

Carrot is very angry.

“GET OUT!!” Carrot, again, goes to drag Lock out of his bed and out of his room.

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Lock shrugs, grabs Carrot’s pillow, and leaves. With Carrot’s pillow. He goes back to his makeshift bed in the bathtub under the stairs and adds Carrot’s pillow to his own pile of soft. He leans back and basks in smug victory. 

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Finally left in peace, Carrot locks his door and takes a nap.

….a brownie would be better, but he’s out.

Blue watches Lock come downstairs and go to ‘his room.’

…ok, fine. Blue gets up and checks on Lock.

“Hey, what happened??” Why was he in Carrot’s room?? When did he get in Carrot’s room????

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Lock shows off his newly acquired pillow, “Gaht a ‘low.” The twinkle in his eyes and grin on his face heavily imply that there was definitely more to that story. 

Was Lock rearranging Carrot’s room to assert dominance? He’s been told he’s not supposed to do that anymore (though it’d be the first time in Carrot’s room), and also that it’s really weird.

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Blue stares suspiciously.

“What did you do?” Blue sounds like such a mom. He has to know.

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

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Red chuckles, “All I hear is my gaydar going off.” 

Lock laughs and finally relents, for now. He looks the guy up and down and mutters out, “Shure yain’t. N my teeth’re fine.” 

He then goes back and reclaims the bed, sticking his tongue out and being a brat. 

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Blue chuckled, “Oh no.”

…maybe he’d ask once the movie was over, but not right now.

Carrot is very angry.

“GET OUT!!” Carrot, again, goes to drag Lock out of his bed and out of his room.

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Lock shrugs, grabs Carrot’s pillow, and leaves. With Carrot’s pillow. He goes back to his makeshift bed in the bathtub under the stairs and adds Carrot’s pillow to his own pile of soft. He leans back and basks in smug victory. 

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Finally left in peace, Carrot locks his door and takes a nap.

….a brownie would be better, but he’s out.

Blue watches Lock come downstairs and go to ‘his room.’

…ok, fine. Blue gets up and checks on Lock.

“Hey, what happened??” Why was he in Carrot’s room?? When did he get in Carrot’s room????

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Lock shows off his newly acquired pillow, “Gaht a ‘low.” The twinkle in his eyes and grin on his face heavily imply that there was definitely more to that story. 

Was Lock rearranging Carrot’s room to assert dominance? He’s been told he’s not supposed to do that anymore (though it’d be the first time in Carrot’s room), and also that it’s really weird.

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

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Red chuckles, “All I hear is my gaydar going off.” 

Lock laughs and finally relents, for now. He looks the guy up and down and mutters out, “Shure yain’t. N my teeth’re fine.” 

He then goes back and reclaims the bed, sticking his tongue out and being a brat. 

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Blue chuckled, “Oh no.”

…maybe he’d ask once the movie was over, but not right now.

Carrot is very angry.

“GET OUT!!” Carrot, again, goes to drag Lock out of his bed and out of his room.

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Lock shrugs, grabs Carrot’s pillow, and leaves. With Carrot’s pillow. He goes back to his makeshift bed in the bathtub under the stairs and adds Carrot’s pillow to his own pile of soft. He leans back and basks in smug victory. 

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Finally left in peace, Carrot locks his door and takes a nap.

....a brownie would be better, but he’s out.

Blue watches Lock come downstairs and go to ‘his room.’

...ok, fine. Blue gets up and checks on Lock.

“Hey, what happened??” Why was he in Carrot’s room?? When did he get in Carrot’s room????

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

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Red chuckles, “All I hear is my gaydar going off.” 

Lock laughs and finally relents, for now. He looks the guy up and down and mutters out, “Shure yain’t. N my teeth’re fine.” 

He then goes back and reclaims the bed, sticking his tongue out and being a brat. 

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Blue chuckled, “Oh no.”

…maybe he’d ask once the movie was over, but not right now.

Carrot is very angry.

“GET OUT!!” Carrot, again, goes to drag Lock out of his bed and out of his room.

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Lock shrugs, grabs Carrot’s pillow, and leaves. With Carrot’s pillow. He goes back to his makeshift bed in the bathtub under the stairs and adds Carrot’s pillow to his own pile of soft. He leans back and basks in smug victory. 

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Red chuckles, “All I hear is my gaydar going off.” 

Lock laughs and finally relents, for now. He looks the guy up and down and mutters out, “Shure yain’t. N my teeth’re fine.” 

He then goes back and reclaims the bed, sticking his tongue out and being a brat. 

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Blue chuckled, “Oh no.”

...maybe he’d ask once the movie was over, but not right now.

Carrot is very angry.

“GET OUT!!” Carrot, again, goes to drag Lock out of his bed and out of his room.

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Red chuckles, “All I hear is my gaydar going off.” 

Lock laughs and finally relents, for now. He looks the guy up and down and mutters out, “Shure yain’t. N my teeth’re fine.” 

He then goes back and reclaims the bed, sticking his tongue out and being a brat. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Carrot tries to drag his arms away, to get away. 

“I’M NOT GAY!!” Carrot yelps again.

Blue, who was downstairs, watching TV with Red, looked to his brother’s door.

“Hey, did you hear something?”

Carrot struggles. “SERIOUSLY, LET ME GO!!”

[welpguessweredoingthis]

Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

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((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Lock bursts out howling in laughter. This guy is too great! He gets flustered so easily too! This is amazing! 

Not to be outdone, he swings around and takes Carrot’s wrist, giving a snaggle-tooth grin as he starts swinging the other around in an improvised dance. 

Fucking with Carrot is his new favorite thing and oh wow did he just dig up something new and juicy to exploit. 

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

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((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock’s own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He… kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still… might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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“I JUST SAID I’M NOT GAY WHAT THE FUCK?!” Carrot grabs the guy’s wrist and tries to force him out of his room.

“NOPE, YOU’RE OUT.”

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Discovery

“Think we’re in the clear, Lock.” Carrot reports. “They’re chillin’ out on the couch.”

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch’s bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn’t sure how to feel about that. …Well, it is his bed, so… sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot’s continued proximity, but it IS Carrot’s bed. Clearly there’s only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot’s lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn’t know how to feel about this. …CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that’s it! He starts petting Carrot’s head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. …DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. “D-DUDE?!” Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

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((Please note Mod Wolf and I have done a LOT of RP in the past and this takes place in one where Lock has lived with them for a while, had the wiring removed, and has been attending both regular and speech therapy.))

Lock's own eyes are wide in shock despite having done the kissing. He... kinda acted on aggression and impulse there. 

Still... might be a decent time to fuck with Carrot. He winks at Carrot, raising his eyebrows and tugging his shirt down slightly. Not enough to show anything, just enough to imply.

Oh this should be hilarious. 

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Discovery

"Think we're in the clear, Lock." Carrot reports. "They're chillin' out on the couch."

Lock peaks his head out, considers it, and claims Stretch's bed as his, stretching out for nap.

Carrot isn't sure how to feel about that. ...Well, it is his bed, so... sit on the side and make Lock uncomfortable with the closeness until he leaves. 

Lock is a little irked by Carrot's continued proximity, but it IS Carrot's bed. Clearly there's only one course of action: make Carrot uncomfortable with closeness until he leaves. Lock drapes himself across Carrot's lap, still spread out across the rest of the bed in an only semi-comfy position. 

Carrot doesn't know how to feel about this. ...CONTINUE GETTING CLOSE, FLOP ONTO LOCK. THIS MEANS WAR. 

Lock is flopped on. Oh that's it! He starts petting Carrot's head aggressively, attaching himself to the other in something that could be mistaken for a hug. 

Carrot struggles to think of how to escalate this. ...DRASTIC MEASURES. AGGRESSIVELY HUG THE SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING SMOTHER THIS ASSHOLE. HUG HIM SO MUCH HE CAN'T FUCKING MOVE. 

FUCK IT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! KISS STRETCH TO ASSERT DOMINANCE! 

HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT THE FUCK. Carrot recoiled, absolutely shocked at what just happened. "D-DUDE?!" Carrot was leaning away from Lock now, obviously bewildered and flustered. “YOU DON’T JUST KISS PEOPLE LIKE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK?! I’M NOT EVEN GAY!!”

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Hey River, how would Lock react if someone flirted with him?

I gotta know XD

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Character Development “Hard Mode” Meme: send a number & character to my ask box  and I’ll write an answer/headcanon in reply.

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

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Your turn Wolf, 6 (recurring dreams), 7 (recurring nightmares), and 18 for Carrot and Blue… maybe one of the shortout boys too if ya want. 

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Blue’s dreams tend to be more family oriented. Having a relationship, having his parents back, his brother getting better, having kids, that kind of thing.

Blue’s nightmares are mostly being left alone or driving friends away. He’s terrified of making things worst or that people are only nice to him to be nice, not because they care.

Blue definitely admires both and thinks both are necessary in the right amount, though he tends to think wisdom comes first.

Carrot doesn’t remember his dreams... or his nightmares... though, his nightmares are based on loosing control, mostly over other people. His dreams consist of people listening to him and treating him like he thinks he deserves.

Carrot doesn’t admire either as he doesn’t admire anyone unlike himself. Or anyone in general. Sure, he’ll use flattery to seduce people if he feels like he needs to, but it’s not genuine.

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Character Development “Hard Mode” Meme: send a number & character to my ask box  and I’ll write an answer/headcanon in reply.

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

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Your turn Wolf, 6 (recurring dreams), 7 (recurring nightmares), and 18 for Carrot and Blue... maybe one of the shortout boys too if ya want. 

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Character Development “Hard Mode” Meme: send a number & character to my ask box  and I’ll write an answer/headcanon in reply.

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

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River, I want Lock and Chain to answer 44, (How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?) 45, (What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?) and 26 (How does your character behave around children?)

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Lock points to the wires in his teeth, smirking as he dodges the questions. Chain rolls his eyes and decides to answer for both of them. 

“Saying you love someone... well, not something you can say often here. If it gets out that someone is close to you, people can use that against you. Loved ones have to be kept secret and act like strangers or rivals in public. 

“Lock... has lied about it before. I don’t know the specifics, but he has. People are affection starved, I think. Sometimes a few pretty words gets you out of a bind, and it’s not like Lock can put up a good fight otherwise.”

Chain leans against the wall inside his house, “Bit different in the dog pack. I’ve told them I love them a lot, but get the feeling that might not be what you’re talking about.”

He sighs and looks down, chuckling bitterly, “What ‘appens after we die? Heh. Nuthin. Monsters turn ta dust. Let us live n we’ll have decades, maybe even centuries, but there ain’t nuthin afterwards.

“At least... nothing we know about. Fight to survive because the alternative is oblivion... But that can’t be all, right?” He sounds scared, the lights of his eyes small and shaky.

He seems relieved to move on to the next question. “I’ll admit, we don’t get to see many kiddos around here. By the time monsters show up, they’re basically teens. Simple enough really, if you want to let a kid live to be a teen, you just... never let them outside. You find a place to fake the pregnant monster’s death and hide them away for years until the kid straight up won’t hide anymore. 

“If you actually see a kid... it’s because their parents have either abandoned them or died. Not sure that counts as a childhood, but I try to help them when I can. They usually don’t last very long though...”

Lock gives Chain a pat on the head and waves goodbye.