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When i was like 4-5 i had really bad seizures then one day my dad and my uncle drove me to their village and placed me in a hollowed out goat and i never got seizures ever again

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What if the guys who thought girls didnt poo were a bird or a reptile in their past lives and they thought vagina was a cloaca

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i just learned abused is actually short for abnormally used omg

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Hired a stripper but he was kinda ugly so im making him do backflips now

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If we ever get hiveminded my mind would probably suppress and overwrite yalls minds and it would be mostly my mind sorry

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Just watched wonder egg priority and were those 2 mannequins gay or what like why was everything so vague that shit pmo overall great anime tho

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There used to be this tiny tiny owl european drawf owl i think living in my roof it used to hoot and i loved it so much but a year ago it disappeared and i looked it up and they only live 6 years in the wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I loooved the new stranger things season so far but i didn’t get why will declared his undying loyalty to the upside down and started defending vecnas right to defend himself bc it was promised to him 3000 years ago??

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I wish i was a trans guy ughhh like no dick no balls no boobs just super aerodynamic asfff

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My horny ass could not be in hells kitchen

Gordon ramsey saying fuck me over and over like boyyyy be careful what u wish forrr😮‍💨😮‍💨🥵🥵

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Im so scared for taylor what if she gets mad at travis for chewing the furniture and he gets mad and starts body slamming her killing her instantly

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Never trying scuba diving bc decompression sickness sounds exactly something that i would die from

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Just saw this kim kardashian emoji thing she did in 2015 and i deadass thought this one was a horrific disfigured version of herself or sorta like a phallic shaped head

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Bruh i hate twitter befpre i slept someone posted this video of this guy projectile shitting while doing the kiki do you love me challenge and had a dream where i was climbing some stairs and this girl in front of me shit all over the railings and i touched it

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Hi is this thing on lol

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If lizard people or aliens or vampires or any mythical creature exists id be reaally fucking pissed like you didnt fucjing tell me? Why am i not in on it i also want to be a lisard peorson

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Oh you asked chat gpt? Well i asked my tarot cards and it gave me an vague but relevant advice