Wench Queen

I'm a nerd, engineering major, science enthusiast, pony fan, gamer, and I prefer things that are a little inappropriate. But that's just me.

[sunsetandthestars]

OFFICIAL LUSH COSMETICS GIVEAWAY!

To celebrate the reopening of our new OFFICIAL Tumblr blog, we have decided to do a small giveaway to make people more aware of our blog and inspire you all to try some of our favourite products!

The giveaway includes:

‘The Comforter’ bubble bar slice

‘Amandopondo’ bubble bar slice

‘Christmas Eve’ bubble bar (left over from our christmas stock!)

‘Twilight’ bath ballistic

'Fizzbanger’ bath ballistic

'Dragon’s Egg’ bath ballistic

Blue ‘Fun’ (100g)

'Cupcake’ face mask (WILL ONLY BE INCLUDED IF WITHIN THE UK)

'Mask of Magnaminty’ face and body mask

'Tea Tree Water’ toner water (100g)

'The Kiss’ lip scrub (25g)

'New Charity Pot’ hand and body lotion (10g)

(If you click on the names of the products it will take you to the product’s page on our website)

DISCLAIMER: I bought these products with my own money. I am a Lush employee that also helps to run the social media side of Lush, however some have been taken from our Lush factory (for example the ‘Christmas Eve’ bubble bar was from our leftover christmas stock - I couldn’t let it go to waste!)

HOW TO ENTER:

You must be following our blog: lushcosmeticsuk (It would be nice if you followed our twitter and instagram too!)

Simply REBLOG this post! You can reblog as many times as you like! The URLs will be put into a random number generator and ONE winner will be rewarded with ALL of the listed products!

If you are not from the UK and your URL is picked out, please note that there will be a delivery fee! The winner needs to reply to the message saying that they have won within 48 hours and be prepared to give their address (and pay the delivery fee if outside the UK) or another winner will be chosen :(

GIVEAWAY CLOSES ON THE 2ND MAY 2015 @ 11:59PM! 

 Get reblogging and good luck! <3

[sunsetandthestars]

ONE MONTH TO GO!

[sunsetandthestars]

Less than a month to enter!

[bonnieventure]

i dont know how to feel that most of my friendships can be perfectly summed up with this picture

[4gifs]

[romaanasazi]

This is the cutest thing OMG

[jasjuliet-deactivated20240828]

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

[christopher-bryant]

The way he looks over. It’s like someone is snickering and he gives them a glare like ‘say one word. I dare you.’

[carlboygenius]

[thefrogman]

[twitter]

[addfunfacts]

This is a GREAT idea for ADHD children.

[awokenbythepresenceofreality-de]

This is needed in college

[usedtobedeanasana]

oh my god this would have made my life so much easier

[noblegxeon]

My brother just said to hook these up to generators. Power the school by small children.

[capitalveg]

going against my no-reblog policy because this can help in so many ways from learning disorders to obesity 

[eternal-s1gh]

we gonna ignore the child labor comment or

[thisismyplacetobe-deactivated20]

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

[endlose-weite]

LOVE IT

[thursday]

what do people who aren’t on the internet all the time even do

[danobrained]

be productive

[thursday]

[awwww-cute]

When you don’t watch the puppy!

[plomptipples]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

[teamcoco]

Dax Shepard Wrestled With Robert Downey, Jr. 

[englandsdreaming]

game of thrones will really surprise people next season when in the ninth episode they kill off actual viewers

[inkandcayenne]

[lunchbox-philosopher-deactivate]

I was not expecting that, and I laughed entirely too loud.

[suchverydoge]

(via Woman Leaves Pissed Off Yelp Review, Owner Responds… - Imgur)

KC FTW!

[naadaa11]

[ancientproverb]

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

[oceanicsteam]

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

[rigidgrillstructure-deactivated]

This is Satoru Iwata. Now, most know him as the president of Nintendo, but guess what? He didn’t start out as a pencil-pusher, noooooo. This guy is a programming badass. Some of his feats include:

1. Programming Earthbound from scratch. This was a game where the original coding was a mess. But Iwata don’t care. Iwata don’t give a shit. He just completely did over the game and managed to make it work.

2. He ported the battle code of Pokemon Stadium to the Nintendo 64, WITHOUT ANY REFERENCE DOCUMENTS.

3. You know Gold and Silver? The most popular Pokemon games ever? Since Gamefreak was still kind of noobish, they managed to fill the cartridge with just Johto. What does Iwata do? He compressed it enough for them to fit Kanto in. That’s right - this mofo compressed an entire game down when the developers couldn’t figure out how to make it work. Iwata don’t care! Iwata doesn’t give a shit!

So, yeah. Between Sakurai, Miyamoto, Masuda, Tajiri, and Iwata, Nintendo is pretty much run by programming badasses.

[kickassmemes1]

[harrypotterdailly]

Harry Potter might be returning x

[lizthefangirl]

WHAT

[kalpansh]

WHAT

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

please keep making bioshock games I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly play ‘bioshock 37: atlas ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’