Wendy Testaburger.

"All I do is try to help run student council, I don't give a CRAP about SMURFS!" Roleplay blog!

[wendy-writez]

Intro post!

I'm Wendy Testaburger, she/her, and SOMEONE got me into making an account. I'm not really used to this kind of platform, but I'll try to answer any questions or be active in general. Be respectful, please. I am a minor, you will be ignored if you send any creepy stuff. DNI: ERIC CARTMAN. ERIC CARTMAN IN DRAG. ERIC CARTMAN IN HIS WEIRD LITTLE RACCOON COSTUME. ANY CARTMAN ASIDE FROM LIANE !!!!

hi. uhm. Im ██████ and I use she/her.... Any ships are welcome, so idrc i do love weidi and stendy ;-;

[tiennzo]

had so much fun drawing this, hell yeah

[kobebibebi]

when the but is whole the fractured or smth idk i haven't played it yet

this one is also dedicated to my good ol canadian buddy chum pal @drawing-write (especially since stan is in the center)

also yeah i managed to restore this on my tablet 😔✨

IM FINALLY FREE FROM SCHOOL BC IT'S CHRISTMAS BREAK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wendy-writez]

Who's the guy in the center... 👀 FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES!!

cough cough guess who i'm going to @ yeah u heard me @stan-offical

[ask-clydedonovan]

I need condoms, Kyle’s coming over

-Stan

Why would I have condoms??

Jk I bang a lot of women

[stan-offical]

THAT WASN'T ME CLYDE THAT WASN'T ME

[wendy-writez]

OH MY GOD???? IM CACKLING

[wendy-writez]

Wendy

Why did you kill the smurfs

-@stan-offical

Stan, I didn't kill anything. Stop being weird online before someone thinks you need help.

[costco-offical]

If you do not want to end up like 7-eleven, i advise you to give me a hotdog. - @wendy-writez

hihi! sorry for the wait, here's your hotdog!

the soda machine is to your left :3

[wendy-writez]

Sick, now I have two multi-million dollar companies at my feet, can't wait to brag about this to Stan.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

*looks around in my name is Stan* which Stan do we mean

[wendy-writez]

Stan Marsh...

[stan-offical]

Yes?

[wendy-writez]

I now have two multi-million dollar companies on leashes (basically, anyways)

[qingwaaa]

His greed sickens me

[wendy-writez]

I think he has every right to be greedy.

[raineedropzz]

just a boy and his best friend 🥹

[wendy-writez]

Awh. Sparky's so cute. @stan-offical

[stan-offical]

I use this website to flirt with Wendy, not to see greasy chuds fantasize about me in a relationship with my best friend.

[wendy-writez]

post so funny i cant even respond in character

[costco-offical]

If you do not want to end up like 7-eleven, i advise you to give me a hotdog. - @wendy-writez

hihi! sorry for the wait, here's your hotdog!

the soda machine is to your left :3

[wendy-writez]

Sick, now I have two multi-million dollar companies at my feet, can't wait to brag about this to Stan.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

*looks around in my name is Stan* which Stan do we mean

[wendy-writez]

Stan Marsh...

[yosha-nashi-askblog]

welcome to the cruel world swap Yosha or what freak you are

put swap yosha and original yosha in one locked room and guess whos getting out pregnant

art is all by me

[wendy-writez]

dont let ridihcule see this

[costco-offical]

If you do not want to end up like 7-eleven, i advise you to give me a hotdog. - @wendy-writez

hihi! sorry for the wait, here's your hotdog!

the soda machine is to your left :3

[wendy-writez]

Sick, now I have two multi-million dollar companies at my feet, can't wait to brag about this to Stan.

[costco-offical]

b-but I'm not on the floor...

[wendy-writez]

Then I think you know where you should be right now.

[costco-offical]

If you do not want to end up like 7-eleven, i advise you to give me a hotdog. - @wendy-writez

hihi! sorry for the wait, here's your hotdog!

the soda machine is to your left :3

[wendy-writez]

Sick, now I have two multi-million dollar companies at my feet, can't wait to brag about this to Stan.

[rinkkuu]

Art req

[stan-offical]

@wendy-writez

Uh

[wendy-writez]

...What? Me and her hang out sometimes...

[stan-offical]

...nevermind

[wendy-writez]

??? Ur acting weird.

[7-eleven-offical]

if you let Wendy rob u... are you technically her bitch now?

no?????

im my own man

also if i were to be ANYONES bitch, i would be my boyfriends thank you very much.

[wendy-writez]

Ignore what he's saying, anon, he's high off of the new slushie-flavored vapes that 7/11 released. To answer your question, yes, the ENTIRE franchise of 7/11 is my bitch including their boyfriend

[rinkkuu]

Art req

[stan-offical]

@wendy-writez

Uh

[wendy-writez]

...What? Me and her hang out sometimes...

[lail0v]

Так так так

[stan-offical]

@wendy-writez

👀👀👅

[wendy-writez]

You need mental help.

also, TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GETTING HIGH! I'd much rather have you under my supervision while you are, otherwise you do stupid shit like this!