⇉ WENDY CORDUROY

you're talkin' to me like a child, hey I've got news, I'm not a little girl. and no I won't give you a little twirl. you're talkin' to me like I'm sad, hey I've got news, I'm not doin' too bad. even though sometimes I might get real mad.

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“gravity falls? where’s that?” the girl asked, curious more and more about other worlds that all seemed to have merged here.

great, another person who had no idea about her home. she was sick of explaining, “it’s uh --- a little town in oregon” she tells the other. her home was only a few hours drive from here, if only people knew of its existence. 

[wendyhqs]

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“i… there’s another one?” thumbelina asked, staring at the other in shock as she looked the other over. “you’re not anna or- or paige or persephone, right?” 

"another one?" wendy questions, before she sees the other. and when she does her eyes go wide. now she was full of questions, “uh --- no. i’m wendy” she replies back to the other. she’s confused more than anything, what was going on?

[wendyhqs]

‘ fate dealt you a tricky hand. ’ from artemis !

THE  LUMINEERS  CLEOPATRA  LYRIC  STARTERS

“ya’ think?!” wendy looks over at the other and laughs a little. “she’s not been very nice to any of us” the redhead carries on, wendy didn’t believe in fate. she thought it was all nonsense. 

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“did you say gravity falls?” mabel asked, quickly turning to face the voice with wide eyes. “wendy!” mabel had been alone in this city for so long seeing people she new made her light up. “well of course it’s no gravity falls. i swear i haven’t met any fun creatures here at all.” sure, there might have been some supernatural stuff, but it just wasn't’ the same. “but i’m glad i’m not here alone. that would be even more boring!”

“sure did” wendy replies, that voice sounded familiar. it couldn’t be mabel, could it? BUT when she sees the face of the other, her face lights up. of course it was. “mabel! i’ve missed ya’ kiddo” she says to the girl. “i know right?! they must be hiding from us” she jokes, “for sure! you’re not with dipper then? i thought you two would be together..”.

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(   *   &.   –   THE  LUMINEERS  CLEOPATRA  LYRIC  STARTERS  /  PART I .

SLEEP  ON  THE  FLOOR .

‘  if we don’t leave this town, we might never make it out.  ’

‘  i was not born to drown.  ’

‘  we were not born in sin.  ’

‘  let your mother know you’re safe.  ’

‘  will you lay yourself down and dig your grave or will you rail against your dying day?  ’

‘  i don’t wanna live like that.  ’

‘  put on your dress, wear something nice.  ’

‘  decide on me, decide on us.  ’

OPHELIA .

‘  when i was younger, i should’ve known better.  ’

‘  i can’t feel no remorse.  ’

‘  you can’t see past my blindness.  ’

‘  you’ve been on my mind since the flood.  ’

‘  heaven help the fool who falls in love.  ’

‘  i don’t feel nothing at all.  ’

‘  honey, i love you.  ’

‘  you’ve been on my mind like a drug.

CLEOPATRA .

‘  i was young and an actress.  ’

‘  i left the footprints on the mud stained carpet.  ’

‘  it hardened like my heart did when you left town.  ’

‘  i must admit it, that i would marry you in an instant.  ’

‘  damn your wife.  ’

‘  i’d be your mistress just to have you around.  ’

‘  i was late for this, late for that, late for the love of my life.  ’

‘  when i die alone, when i die i’ll be on time.  ’

‘  my flesh, it was my currency.  ’

‘  the strangers in my backseat, they remind me of you.  ’

‘  that’s all in the past now, gone with the wind.  ’

GUN  SONG .

‘  i don’t own a single gun.  ’

‘  i don’t have a sweetheart yet.  ’

‘  i don’t have a sweetheart yet, but if i did i’d break my neck to please her, make her want to stay in my arms.  ’

‘  i can’t believe what i found in my daddy’s sock drawer today.  ’

‘  it was a pistol, a smith and weston, holy shit.  ’

‘  one day, i pray, i’ll be more than my father’s son.  ’

ANGELA .

‘  the strangers in this town, they raise you up just to cut you down.  ’

‘  it’s a long time coming.  ’

‘  you held your course to some distant war in the corners of your mind.  ’

‘  from the second time around, the only love i ever found.  ’

‘  home at last.  ’

‘  were you safe and warm in your coat of arms with your fingers in a fist?  ’

‘  lost in me, lost in you.  ’

‘  on my knee, i belong, i believe.  ’

IN  THE  LIGHT .

‘  i don’t know why i just can’t let it go.  ’

‘  memory’s old, but i just can’t let it go.  ’

‘  the idea’s gone, but i just can’t let it go.  ’

‘  give me my yesterdays.  ’

‘  fate dealt you a tricky hand.  ’

‘  ow you’re just left alone in your mind and i have gone away.  ’

‘  hold me.  ’

‘  don’t you ever let this die.  ’

GALE  SONG .

‘  it’s a lonely road.  ’

‘  you’ll be home in spring, i can’t wait till then.  ’

‘  i can’t wait till then.  ’

‘  this too shall pass.  ’

‘  this loneliness won’t last for long.  ’

‘  i wasn’t there to take his place.  ’

‘  when you hear my voice, when you say my name, may it never give you pain.  ’

‘  may it never give you pain.  ’

‘  i don’t wanna go, but it’s time i leave.  ’

‘  you’ll be on my mind, my destiny.  ’

‘  i won’t fight in vain.  ’

‘  i’ll love you just the same.  ’

‘  you’re looking fine.  ’

‘  i let you go.  ’

‘  he fell apart with his broken heart.  ’

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wendy leans back on her chair and looks over at the other, "washington is great and all. BUT it's no gravity falls” the redhead sighs. she was really starting to miss home, she’d tried her hardest to return home. in this world though, gravity falls didn’t exist. everyone looked at her like she was a weirdo when she spoke about it.

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Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

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the vampire was unsure of how she’d ended up here, it was as simple as touching the right person in order to get answers but that was the thing. who could be the one with the answers she needed ? it was late and sulpicia was out on a hunt, not one for food but rather one for answers, she had her guard for the other. without paying much attantion to the other’s identity she decided to approach the first person she came across, the leader of the volturi placed her hand on their shoulder and demanded an answer. “tell me what this place is.”

wendy had just finished a shift at the diner and was on her way home. it had been a long day and the redhead just wanted to get home. as she was walking she felt someone grab onto her shoulder, which caused her to jump. what was going on? she turns to see the woman, she raises a brow as the other speaks. “dude! ya’ can’t just sneak up on people like that” wendy huffs, taking a step back slightly. “this place? it’s uh --- washington” she carries on.

[wendyhqs]

was that sophie turner? oh no no, that was just wendy corduroy, a canon character from gravity falls. they are twenty-three years old and are aware that they are not actually from washington dc. too bad they can’t stray from this city for long. 

how long has your character been here?: 

wendy has been living in dc for just over a year now, she’s finally getting used to it. 

what is your character's job?:

she currently works as a waitress, at her local diner. but she doesn’t really  enjoy it and just sees it as a means to an end. 

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom?:

wendy was doing a shift at the gift shop of the mystery shack. 

has any magic affected your character?:

nope! she comes from a magical world, but she’s a normal human.  

ANYWAYS, i’m super lazy so if you’d like to read up more on wendy then you can check out her wiki page (HERE). i’d love to plot with you all, so please like this post if ya’ wanna plot or you can hit me up on discord @  corey in the pub ™#0678. cool?? cool!! xx