Akiyama Kaneko

I make WONDER EGG PRIORITY incorrect quotes

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Momoe: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Neiru: I'm a knife.

Rika, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

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Neiru: You look mentally ill.

Rika: I am. Let’s go.

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Rika: What? I'm not aggressive!

Momoe: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Rika: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Rika: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Neiru: It’s just you.

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Acca: Stressed.

Momoe: Depressed.

Neiru: Possessed.

Ura-Acca: Obsessed.

Ai: Impressed.

Rika: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Rika: I just wanted to join in.

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Ai: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Neiru: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Acca: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Momoe: What was the color called before then?

Rika: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Ai: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Rika: Strong.

Momoe: Weak.

Neiru: An idiot, that's what your are.

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Momoe: Rika, what is wrong with you? Are you stupid?

Rika, pointing at a rock: That's a melon, you dumbass!

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Rika: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Ai: Why not?

Rika: Because I don't know what they mean.

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*Rika drunkenly wanders around the house and Ai is drunkenly giggling*

Momoe, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Neiru.

Neiru, going to her room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

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Momoe: Between Rika, Ai and me -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Neiru: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Momoe: Rika?

Neiru: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Momoe: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Rika: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Neiru: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Rika: I am so stupid!

Neiru: That's nothing new.

Rika: I did-

Rika:

Rika: Go to hell, Neiru.

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Neiru: I'm not doing to well.

Ai: What's wrong?

Neiru: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Rika enters the room*

Neiru: There it is again.

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Ai: Where did you get this?

Rika, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: In this little shop. These ducklings need it!

Momoe: Wait, since when do you have money?

Rika: Since I found Neiru's wallet.

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Ai, in her thoughts: Wow, first day school, it's been a while...

Rika: *jumping out of the bushes, grabbing Ai and throwing her in a garbage bin*

Ai: What have I done to you, life.

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Momoe: RIKA STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Momoe: Wait.

Momoe: No.

Momoe: That was Ai.

Momoe: AI STOP THAT RIGHT NOW