Momoe: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Neiru: I'm a knife.
Rika, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
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@wep-incorrectquotes
Momoe: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Neiru: I'm a knife.
Rika, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
Neiru: You look mentally ill.
Rika: I am. Let’s go.
Rika: What? I'm not aggressive!
Momoe: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Rika: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Rika: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Neiru: It’s just you.
Acca: Stressed.
Momoe: Depressed.
Neiru: Possessed.
Ura-Acca: Obsessed.
Ai: Impressed.
Rika: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Rika: I just wanted to join in.
Ai: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Neiru: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Acca: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Momoe: What was the color called before then?
Rika: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Ai: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Rika: Strong.
Momoe: Weak.
Neiru: An idiot, that's what your are.
Momoe: Rika, what is wrong with you? Are you stupid?
Rika, pointing at a rock: That's a melon, you dumbass!
Rika: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Ai: Why not?
Rika: Because I don't know what they mean.
*Rika drunkenly wanders around the house and Ai is drunkenly giggling*
Momoe, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Neiru.
Neiru, going to her room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
Momoe: Between Rika, Ai and me -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Neiru: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Momoe: Rika?
Neiru: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Momoe: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Rika: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Neiru: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Rika: I am so stupid!
Neiru: That's nothing new.
Rika: I did-
Rika:
Rika: Go to hell, Neiru.
Neiru: I'm not doing to well.
Ai: What's wrong?
Neiru: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Rika enters the room*
Neiru: There it is again.
Ai: Where did you get this?
Rika, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: In this little shop. These ducklings need it!
Momoe: Wait, since when do you have money?
Rika: Since I found Neiru's wallet.
Ai, in her thoughts: Wow, first day school, it's been a while...
Rika: *jumping out of the bushes, grabbing Ai and throwing her in a garbage bin*
Ai: What have I done to you, life.
Momoe: RIKA STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
Momoe: Wait.
Momoe: No.
Momoe: That was Ai.
Momoe: AI STOP THAT RIGHT NOW