DipPURR Pines

Hello. My name is Dipper Pines, and I... have been cursed. Too dramatic? Yeah, a bit too... much. Uh, let me just... try and put this simply, here. Yeah, so I'm a werecat now! It's really... weird, to say the least, and I'm not really sure what to do about it. Hoping to get rid of it soon, for various reasons... The most notable being that my sister won't stop making bad cat-related puns, and I'm slowly going insane from that alone (Seriously guys. Just look at the title she gave this blog. Just... look at it). Also, yeah, the whole possibly-turning-into-a-horrible-bloodthirsty-monster thing... So yeah! Any ideas...?;;

[werecatdipper]

... What's this about people thinking I'm still possessed by Bill??

[fawnroyale]

Somebody take the internet away from me

[sisterofdippurr]

Oh…

You know I wanted to trust you and him, right? Both of you? But I HAD to make a choice and… never mind.

We should ask them both about the journals… though we might get different answers. 

[werecatdipper]

; ... I know you still trust me, Mabel. And... And yeah, it was a hard choice for you to make. I understand that. We may have found out Stan was a fake, but he still did look after us all this time...

The journals said it could destroy the world, and I didn't know what Stan was planning to do with that thing! I mean... After all we found out, I wasn't sure if we could trust him or not. Hindsight's 20/20 in this case...

And... yeah, I do wanna know about the journals. Stan had all of them... I can only imagine what could be in the other two. I've been wanting to talk to the author for a long time now, but now that he's here... Is it kind of dumb that I don't know where to even start?

[sisterofdippurr]

B-but the town wasn’t! That’s the important thing, right??

You… aren’t mad at me?

And I have no clue. I mean… do we ask him? Or… this is really confusing. Do we still call him ‘grunkle Stan’? What about his brother?? Do we ask about the journals??

[werecatdipper]

To be honest, Mabel? I'm just glad we survived... I mean yeah, it stung a little bit, but if I was right? I'm pretty sure we all would've been too busy being dead to be mad about anything.;

The journals... Man... Might be worth a shot. More questions keep popping up in place of answers, though. As far as Stan goes, I'm considering calling him 'Maybe-Stan', or 'Possibly-Stan' until we know for certain.

[dontcallmetambers]

Doomsday device? Seriously? And I thought the town had it bad with all these random gravity losses…

Speaking of, is everyone okay at your place? We don’t have a lot of space at the hospital, but I can probably send some medical supplies over if you all aren’t that injured.

[werecatdipper]

Yeahhhh, uh... that device IS kind of the cause of the gravity losses...

It was some kind of portal, into who knows where! Stan had opened it, and... oh man...

We're fine, thanks. A little shaken, but... Tambry, we...

We found the author.

[sisterofdippurr]

Yeah, well…

I never suspected it either.

It’s probably gonna be a while before the town returns back to normal.

[werecatdipper]

Yeah...

Just a bit longer, and the town could've been reduced completely to rubble.

...Sorry. I'm still reeling from what we found out about Stan! Just... who IS he? Is he Stan, or is his brother Stan, or...? Everything we thought was certain just got completely flipped on its head!

[werecatdipper]

Wow...

A lot has happened, guys.

A lot.

I've literally been living above a potential doomsday device this whole time, and I never even suspected.

[sisterofdippurr]

werecatdipper

(LET’S SOB HAPPILY TOGETHER SHALL WE)

[werecatdipper]

((IF YOU START FIRST WE CAN SOB A ROUND OF ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT OR SOMETHING))

[werecatdipper]

The Gravity Falls fandom right now:

[werecatdipper]

((alex hirsch u magnificent bastarD I WATCHED YOUR CARTOON!!!))

[werecatdipper]

((HOLY SHIT MY MIND HAS IMPLODED))

((Brb screamign for FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT))

[werecatdipper]

Almost everyone knows about your adventures, Dipper. *Kit appeared, her tail flicking to the right* You're more popular than you know. And brushing off McGucket was a really bad mistake, considering he was going to tell you the something very urgent. *She makes a copy of the banner of Bill from the Manor, her tail bristling slightly.*

"Everyone??" He turned to look behind himself, as if expecting the entire town to be standing there, staring at him. He hoped that wasn't the case, or else everyone would know of his... condition.

He quickly lost that thought though, as he looked at the banner. "Wait- What is this?"

[werecatdipper]

You...you seriously brushed off what Mcgucket said like it was nothing?

It wasn't that it was nothing, just- I kind of just got turned into a wood statue and back and dealt with the most DANGEROUS type of ghost already that day-Wait, how do you even know about that?

[werecatdipper]

DAT NEW EPISODE THO

[werecatdipper]

Hey everyone! Just wanted to wish you all a happy Valentine's day!

...or if you're anything like me, a happy Avoid-Sister-Covering-You-In-Heart-Stickers day.

Either way, have a good one.

[werecatdipper]

((Hey guys... just another post to let ya know I'm still alive, heh. I've just pretty much been swallowed up by homework at the moment, I had a huge nasty test last week and a huge project is due this Tuesday that isn't even remotely close to being done yet. Is the new episode out? I saw some screenshots I didn't recognize. Man, I've been under a rock...))

[werecatdipper]

((What is your favorite crossover with GF? Mine would be Invader ZIM. You ever watch that? It's my number one show with GF next to it.))

((Oh maaan my tween/early teen years pretty much revolved around Invader ZIM. XDD Even looking back on it I still like it a lot, I consider it one of the few things that does random humor well. Tho I am pretty sad it got canned before the plot really got a chance to get going...

Gosh, crossovers with GF... There's a ton that I like, haha...; Listing a few: Pokemon, ParaNorman, Over the Garden Wall, Heroes of Olympus (while I'm not really knowledgeable about the series itself save for the basics, a friend of mine plays Nico and we've done some awesome RPs, so yeah XD; )))