brain fog machine

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[tall]

[walpurgishall]

Walton Ford “Gleipnir” 2012

[winonaparadise]

i know some powerful fucking people. i can get you in trouble. i can get a satellite to erase you. i can make an exact clone of your best friend and make them do jumping jacks outside your house for 48 hours. i can create a holographic lion with a penis larger than its head to fuck your toilet until it stops working. i can create and destroy in the length it takes you to get out of bed in the morning

can you get bitches

[wereology]

i saw you in the notes of that one post, happy birthday!

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG THANK YOUU MOOTIE i’m so sorry i didn’t answer this sooner tumblr is so janky

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[wereology]

real text my male coworker sent me after i asked him to bring my lotion inside

[salvnder]

that’s buffalo bill like actually

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[wereology]

real text my male coworker sent me after i asked him to bring my lotion inside

[zemestoun]

sandro botticelli, dante and beatrice in stars

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[thatdykepunkslut]

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[b4rfbrain]

[monidoll]

a lot of people here have an understanding of intersectionality below that demonstrated by blizzard's diversity charts

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[bonebais]

this is a drawing about how i love my cat

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[captain-price-returns]