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Never has anyone in the history of civilization thought "I don't know, I think I'll ask the New YouTube AI a question!" be for real, come on.

#youtube #google

dogpuppy

bad-faith-misinterpreter

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

holy-leapin-splits-batman

parkchanwoohoo

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

actualized-animal

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

power-chords

theonion

Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco gals lit a few liquor bottles on fire and tossed them at ICE agents the other day, and I won $5 in our game!” said Peters, adding that her “lucky roll” of three sixes was the “highlight” of a lively Friday spent drinking mojitos and immolating masked federal immigration officers.

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#Some of the old church ladies are like this

blucorvus

peeling back that polished layer to see what's beneath

neckfat

#A friend of mine sent me a video once that was something like ''the cursed and evil child in preschool''#And my immediate reaction was ''Their writing and drawing skills are extremely advanced for their age!''#And ''They are crafting narratives of doom at a level that is more typical for someone 3 years older''#The narratives they crafted were of course narratives of apocalyptic doom but #you need to let parents know what their child excels at as well as where they need more help #The doom child lags behind developmentally typical peers by a year when it comes to empathy though #So room for improvement #My friend did not expect that response

akindplace

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

solarmorrigan

*hitting my brain with a rolled up newspaper* I am allowed to be annoying! I am allowed to be wrong! I am allowed to take up space! Not! Everyone! Has! To! Like! Me!

bunnypets

Garden cake by cantstopcakes

redhotpussyliqours

cleveland fucking rules dude

only-cat-memes

ashoss

id like to introduce some people to my good friend the Keep Reading button

foxglves

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

totally-a-wizard

I am starting to understand why folks riot after soccer games now.

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