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Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco gals lit a few liquor bottles on fire and tossed them at ICE agents the other day, and I won $5 in our game!” said Peters, adding that her “lucky roll” of three sixes was the “highlight” of a lively Friday spent drinking mojitos and immolating masked federal immigration officers.

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#Some of the old church ladies are like this

blucorvus

peeling back that polished layer to see what's beneath

neckfat

#A friend of mine sent me a video once that was something like ''the cursed and evil child in preschool''#And my immediate reaction was ''Their writing and drawing skills are extremely advanced for their age!''#And ''They are crafting narratives of doom at a level that is more typical for someone 3 years older''#The narratives they crafted were of course narratives of apocalyptic doom but #you need to let parents know what their child excels at as well as where they need more help #The doom child lags behind developmentally typical peers by a year when it comes to empathy though #So room for improvement #My friend did not expect that response

akindplace

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

solarmorrigan

*hitting my brain with a rolled up newspaper* I am allowed to be annoying! I am allowed to be wrong! I am allowed to take up space! Not! Everyone! Has! To! Like! Me!

bunnypets

Garden cake by cantstopcakes

redhotpussyliqours

cleveland fucking rules dude

only-cat-memes

ashoss

id like to introduce some people to my good friend the Keep Reading button

foxglves

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

totally-a-wizard

I am starting to understand why folks riot after soccer games now.

abra-ka-dammit

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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#There is not going to be a second date because the Anarcho-Capitalist isn't going to survive the first one

orcboxer

me and the boys after wrecking a whole box of otter pops

wuggen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

animentality

arrowandaxe

bee-in-your-binnet

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

lumsel

we're going to get a bunch of sci-fi about LLMs written by people whose entire understanding of LLMs comes from clapbacks on bluesky. and it will be: quite bad

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