I'm not a boyfriend. I'm a lapdog

Wolf | 23 | He/It

[werew1fe]

Strawpage:

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[imverylucky]

playa one and playa two...what you gonna do

[timheckerfan26]

I think I'm going to select thi

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

i was such a weird lonely little girl and maybe i grew to be a weird lonely woman but idc i built this life for myself and maybe it doesn’t always make sense to others and maybe isn’t always easy or beautiful but it is mine and i cherish it

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[strawberry-seal77]

he's ready

[oidial]

you mihght hate me Xx//IH8Animatrz//xX but i wont hate tyou. get drawed.

[capric0rn]

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[deathless-dreams]

Thank you for your partecipation.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[charl0ttan]

i generally feel Very online but then sometimes I'll hear about a meme from usually specifically tiktok or roblox and feel like im in a tide pool and i just came across a sudden very steep dropoff and there are just all these low and distant roars echoing out of the dark

[sheherlockholmes]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[dogpuppy]