This n' That

I'm Steph, and I blog about cats, tea, body appreciation, art, queer stuff, slenderverse stuff, books, movies, tv shows, stupid shit, and random things all while trying to be funny. I'm also a serial heart-er, so if you suddenly find yourself with a dozen liked posts... Yo.

[lescaptaincarol]

every time they say bi on brooklyn nine nine

[lizard-kid]

when u realize u gay and ur lookin back on all the gay shit u been pulling since birth and wonderin how you didn’t figure this out sooner

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

this is honestly just so pure

[herotox-deactivated20150121]

[drawingguitarist]

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

[micdotcom]

Dad in chief strikes again (x)

[werewolfwaifu]

Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[chlostars]

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

[herpowerisherown]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[phillip-bankss]

good concept for a video game: a pvp game where one person (or perhaps a group of players) play as wildlife photographers

and another person (or group of players) play as a sasquatch(es)

and its basically hide n seek with the wildlife photographers having to take candid photos of these sasquatches

players are awarded points for how good the photos are / how long they’ve hidden from photographers 

the name of the game is Sasquatchenating but theres always room for better titles

[phillip-bankss]

also some more ideas to this concept

the sasquatches in the game are peaceful creatures so they won’t fight back. they eat berries and mushrooms, not babies

when i say they wont fight back, that doesn’t include throwing dirt or sand or mud at the humans to escape to cover

the game is focused around being stealthy for both sides, one for sneaking up on sasquatches and one for sneaking away from photographers

makeshift traps to catch a ‘squatch/inconvenience a photographer

hats

different types of cameras, from polaroid, to digital, to eventually just running around backwards tryna take a selfie with sasquatch

[bogleech]

can other cryptids be unlockable btw like at the very least Mothman and a Chupacabra

[vodehan]

I need this so bad

[grawly]

alt title: Snapsquatch

[hayduehfbosis-deactivated202603]

so late to the party but like, wooooh, fave vine compilation

[birdsy-purplefishes]

[straightboyfriend]

[jenniferlawurence]

#woke

[micdotcom]

Watch: Biden continues, “We only have one sacred obligation.”

[sarahtheterror]

Damn, Biden where’d you come from???

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

My dude.

[a-broad-broad-abroad-blog]

I’ve always had Leslie knope levels of love for biden. He’s from scranton, ask anyone around they’ll tell y oh what an amazing man he is

[loftycriies]

God I love this man.

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

Biden getting angry is my aesthetic

[stevienitram]

Dude that story about the medal 😥😥😥

[bigbigtruck]

Autocorrect just suggested I have a pancake attack and you know, I’d much rather do that

[ithelpstodream]

[fauxfable]

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

[stone-monkey]

Home Alone: White House Havoc

[fauxfable]

[reservoircat]

He wouldn’t.

Joe totally fucking would tho.

[candiikismet]

He off the chain

[sixpenceee]

The White House’s Pete Souza has shot nearly 2 million photos of Obama. Here are his favorites.

[valarhalla]

Oh god, I was looking at that first photo like “this looks like something from the roaring twenties” and then i realised 

Oh fuck, these were the roaring twenties O_O