May the stars guide you

Sidney|27|FL| Stressed, depressed, somewhat well dressed

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

[rawwkingrimmie64]

Reblog to help find a lost connection.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

do NOT do this

[crunchymayo]

[chrispineofficial]

sorry but this is so fucking funny. massachusetts can have some rights. as a treat

[charlesoberonn]

"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

They got community noted.

[charlesoberonn]

[bgm05]

[misericordiia]

im gonna apply to another job i need money to have my killjoy summer. i regret to announce that im just another cock in the murder machine that is this capitalistic society

[misericordiia]

COG COG I MEANT COG

[spectator-lawful-evil]

[canadiangold]

I don't WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

[canadiangold]

i will pay extra for it to be heavy enough to bludgeon someone to death

[npcanders]

i feel like i’ve seen so many people dunking on origins and it’s usually people who were introduced to da through inquisition. similarly there have been origin supremacists (me) saying inquisition is the worst game

that is to say, what dragon age game did you first play and which one is your favourite? i played da:o first and like it the best. (also play origins if you haven’t)

what da game did you first play and which is your fave?

played da:o first, like da:o best

played da:o first, like da2 best

played da:o first, like da:i best

played da2 first, like da:o best

played da2 first, like da2 best

played da2 first, like da:i the best

played da:i first, like da:o the best

played da:i first, like da2 the best

played da:i first, like da:i the best

i’m bald

Voting ended onJun 22, 2024

[blackpyrefly]

no met gala look will ever top cee lo greens powerful sorcerers garb from the grammys that one time

[civvic]

sincerely the best part of all of this is that he later claimed that he was never physically present at the grammys, and the figure seen here was an entirely different entity called "Gnarly Davidson"

[wariowaretrans]

i was just googling this the other day and in case you're curious- no, he never did any music or other appearances as this Gnarly Davidson character. however he did briefly have a Gnarly Davidson twitter account with bangers like this one

[ryan-sometimes]

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

[ryan-sometimes]

Context: This guy from my frat (I’m in a coed academic frat) is really into geography, and he’s been trying to learn all the state capitals of Brazil. I happen to be Brazilian, so I’ve been helping him learn them along with pronunciations. One day I was eating a pack of m&ms and decided to quiz him. If he got the question right he got an m&m, and if he got it wrong I’d eat it. Thus a tradition between us was born. If I’m eating a snack I’ll quiz him a bit and give him a tiny treat if he’s right.

Anyways, today I was in our frat lounge eating some m&ms by myself, kinda minding my own business. I eventually got really bored and wondered what would happen if I gave everyone in a lounge an m&m except for him, so I did that. He noticed and then started dropping every Brazilian state capital he could think of, getting increasingly desperate until he just started naming random Brazilian cities. A few of them he repeated multiple times to get the perfect pronunciation. It was like watching a dog do every trick it knows in rapid succession, just hoping something would get a treat. I eventually gave him a few m&ms and started wondering what the hell I’ve done

[hexquestt]

[mychemicallazaruspit]

Thank you @clearancecreedwatersurvival :O (genuine, I love learning new things)

[byjove]

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

[byjove]

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

[rattle-my-stars]

[daily-spooky]

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

[catgirldragon]

4. Turn up the dynamite, let's MAKE it real

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

NO WAY

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I’ve been doxxed 😨

[thetetra]

I once worked on a phone campaign to disallow the trees around your crater from being cut down...

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I am deeply deeply in love with you 💙 Thanks so much for your conservation effort!

It’s the small things we all do together that can make a big difference! 💙💙💙💙 And you’ve done it!!!

[pacificnorthwesterngothic]

People just gotta know what Crater Lake and Wizard Island looks like

[silent-calling]

What in the Skyrim

[jenroses]

been there several times. And yeah, Skyrim feels super duper Oregon in a lot of ways.

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[wo2bzy1vl4-deactivated20220710]

when you see how expansive other ppl’s music taste is & whenever you share your music you feel like “yeah im obsessed with twinkle twinkle little star rn. the abc’s is so underrated. also i recently discovered baa baa black sheep”

[alreadyundermygenjutsu]

Give me jelly beans you fuck head