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creepycarlton:

“ i believe you have the wrong place. this is the coroner’s office. ”

“Why else would I be here?”

avery-keys:

Avery raised an eyebrow, smirking slightly, “I’d like a lot of things - if you can find me a sense of purpose or motivation that’d be swell.” She took another quick drag of her cigarette, “I can’t think of anything right now but how about you owe me? Don’t worry, I won’t let you forget, I’m sure I’ll want something eventually.”

Wes barked out a cold laugh. “When I find those, I’ll let you know.” He took the still unlit cigarette out from between his lips, pinching it gently between his first finger and thumb. His features set back into the unimpressed expression they naturally took on as he looked around. “Seems like a lot to go through for a light. Can’t I just buy you a coffee or something and be done with this shit?”

#avery-keys #he doesn't realize this sounds like he's asking her out #he just knows girls like coffee

avery-keys:

Avery set her pencil down and took a quick drag of her cigarette before looking up, she raised an eyebrow slightly when she saw Wes before rolling her eyes, “Maybe you should ask nicely then. Or at least give me something in return. I don’t let people use my favorite things for free, y’know.” She grinned a little and tapped some ash off of her cigarette.

Wes chuckled through the smirk that played on his lips. People from Halloween Town were all the same, himself included. Now, he didn’t do the “asking nicely” thing too often, but the latter was doable. “Well,” he drawled, “What would you like?”

#avery-keys

outgoing text » spoopy boogerman

sage: never be offended. it's too tiring.

sage: you are my dead bug, wes

sage: my spoopy boogerman

wes: you're right, too much energy

wes: SAGE i'm going to fucking fight you

wes: 3 o'clock behind the fucking gym, square up

#creepycarlton

text 📲 loser

Emily: Why are you this way

Wes: y not

#emilyfergus

outgoing text » spoopy boogerman

sage: it could be a few people actually. i get pretty weird with contact names

sage: tempting but far too permanent for my commitment issues to handle

sage: [ kiss face emoji ]

wes: I'm deciding whether or not I should be offended

wes: suit yourself

wes: although while i'm here being dead doesn't help too much

wes: don't you have a dying bug or something to give those kisses to

#creepycarlton #i typed the last text and realized #.....wes is essentially a dead bug

text 📲 loser

EMILY: wes, we're not playing mafia with my personal possessions again

EMILY: no more ransoms for inanimate objects

Wes: Guess someone doesn't want her binder back bad enough

#emilyfergus

outgoing text » spoopy boogerman

sage: sorry i forgot i had your contact name on my phone under spoopy boogerman.

sage: anyway how's death?

wes: cmon, who else would it be?

wes: death is great as always, you should try it bud

wes: wait

wes: i just realized that said boogerman

wes: you fuck

#creepycarlton #love her

text 📲 all conacts

EMILY: has anyone seen a binder full of world government notes????? color coded w/ scented glitter pens????????

EMILY: i need them for an assignment due when break's over

EMILY: or i swear i'd take the time for correct capitalization/punctuation

EMILY: the binder is green.

Wes: Meet me behind the school cafe at midnight or you'll never see your precious binder again.

#emilyfergus #guess who's back #back again

outgoing text » unknown

sage: CORPSE SQUAD

sage: nvm wrong person

wes: **right person

#creepycarlton #HALLO

avery-keys

Avery was sat in her usual spot - leaning against one of the buildings with her sketchbook in her lap and a cigarette dangling from her lips - when a shadow came over her, “You better have either candy, alcohol, or a better joke than the last person.” She didn’t bother looking up as she spoke, to engrossed in the drawing she was working on.

wes-oogie-blog

“None of the above,” Wesley informed, his voice coming out low and smooth as he hovered over the girl he knew from his hometown, Avery. He debated whether he should kneel down next to her or if he should remain standing. An unlit cigarette dangled between his lips. “But I need a light.”

#avery-keys #helloooo

thegreatstronghold

“any particular reason WHY you’ve found your way to my room or is there something i can help you with?”

wes-oogie-blog

Huh. Guess this isn’t my room.

#thegreatstronghold #he's so preeettyyy #also excuse wes #when he's not being an asshole he's an apathetic spacey weirdo

mary-worth

Is it really possible that I am the only person at this school who knows how to tune a piano? Every time the piano has needed to be tuned, it has been me who does it.

wes-oogie-blog

Pardon us, most people don’t study fucking piano tuning in their spare time.

#mary-worth #HELLOOO

text: emily → wes

emily: wes are you alright?

emily: i presume you havent left your room all day as you have no life but i wanted to make sure you're alive

wes: i'm not even sure if i'm actually awake rn or in some really fucked up dream where all of the people i dread coming into contact with at school are there and just all happen to text me at the same damn time

wes: ***nightmare

#emily #if mason texts him he's gonna scream #this is so funny