Merry Christmas to breastmilk lovers too 🎄❤️🎅❄️🤱🍼
Ran out of milk?🥛 Shops are closed for Christmas? 😱
Got gingerbread cookies or you would like to make Christmas pudding, but you're freshly out of milk? The grocery stores are already closed for holidays? No idea where to get some milk? No sweat! The IABS will give you a hand; more precisely a pair of lactating breasts. Your own ones will be perfect milking sources within a minute! 🍼🤱
Want to enlarge your breasts as a Christmas present? You've got it! 🎁
The Institute of Alien Breeding and Surrogacy, Cosmetics and Aesthetics Research Department (CARD) proudly presents the long or short-term solution, which will not just induce your lactation, but as a "delighted" side-effect, it will increase your breast size, multiple times!*
Who needs diary farm milk, when you can have your very own, fresh, nutritious and tasty breastmilk, leaking continously?
With one of our induction methods you'll achieve:
fresh breastmilk, up to 2500ml** every day
bigger breasts without plastic surgery or external prosthetics
safe for human (including babies too) consumption and kitchen use
a perfect present for your partner when feels "little"
you may stop or continue lactating whenever you want
Try one of our quick methods, to ensure your milk supply during the holidays:
This concentrated oil contains alien DNA-enhanced components, which will initiate rapid breast growth. After applying the oil directly on your breasts, rub multiple times throughly around your nipples and breast skin for 1 minutes at least. When you feel a warm sensation start from the outer layers of your skin, it indicates that the procedure has started. The next moment you'll feel a slightly unpleasant, tightening pressure inside your breasts and you can watch as they began to swell. Unfortunately, this is inevitable, but the maximum length of this side effect lasts until your lactation starts.
Alien enzymes, related to human prolactin and oxytocin will induce your milk glands as soon as your breasts are ready to produce breastmilk.
To start lactation, you might need an assistance of a breast pump or your partner's oral stimulation.
The capability of lactating will last as long as you regularly extract breastmilk by pumping, or oral stimulation. If you this self-sustaining cycle, your milk production will go dry. Whenever you apply our massage oil again, lactation can be re-induced.
2) "Fake pregnancy" induction
There are a few alien species which can not reproduce directly with humans. Some of them cause so-called "fake-pregnancy", which results breast growth and lactation induction.
At IABS CARD we have extracted and enhanced these alien specimens to multiply and to make it safe and suitable for home use. With an insemination applicator, you can "impregnate" yourself whenever you want. The process is technically and biologically the same like described before.
This is a long-term lactation induction method, which means it will take longer time to stop your breasts milking. Unfortunately if you quit lactation, your breasts may get saggy and "worn-out", just like you would finished breastfeeding your baby.
CAUTION! If you would like to re-induce your lactation, you might get pregnant by the alien specimen, as your body and DNA-structure are likely going to be capable of breeding. Ask our staff for alternate solution if you want to avoid unwanted pregnancy.
BE ADVISED: administering this type of alien specimen may cause swollen belly temporarily. When lactation induced, the swelling will lower down.
For single women, breeding with the specific alien species is available. Discounts apply this case only.
An alien parasite from planet Tethis-5 is might a bit wicked but effective way to make your breasts milk (again). When latched to nipples, this little leech-like creature will inject an alien hormone, familiar to prolactin. For this purpose, it has to draw some blood first. When the hormones are released to your milk channels, the Latch-O will continue a gentle suction stimulation till your breasts starts to produce milk. To spawn eggs, the parasite needs to extract breastmilk 5 to 7 times more than it's original weight. When it's full, it'll simply detach. After this procedure, it needs a warm and wet place to lay it's eggs. The larvae will hatch within a few days. Within terran conditions, it may spread only if being swallowed or inserted into a womb. It can lay it's eggs into digestive tracts and exit via feces. Or hatch in the uterus, exiting with the next menstrual cycle.
For home use, we sterilise them, meaning after milk extraction their life function cease.
The procedure might seem quite painful and disturbing, but the Latch-O parasite also carries an anaesthetic agent, which immediately takes effect after being latched. When latching it may feel like a bee or mosquito sting, but only for a split second. The procedure will last up to 30-45 minutes. The lactation will continue unless you quit constant milk extraction. However, this parasite will not cause breast expansion.
In order to reinstate your lactation, you'll have to purchase another Latch-O leech, but you can use without any limitations.
Never again worry about the question: got milk? 🥛
Contact IABS for further informations.
*: Depending on your actual genetic abilities. Your breast cup size may grow to G, but bigger cup sizes may not grow further at some methods
**: subject to further stimulation, lactation history and breast size. The minimum amount of breastmilk is around 200ml/day
***: not suitable for ladies with cup sizes DD or bigger