The Hottest Baby in Town

Regrets collect like old friends Here to relive your darkest moments I can see no way, I can see no way And all of the ghouls come out to play And every demon wants his pound of flesh But I like to keep some things to myself I like to keep my issues drawn It's always darkest before the dawn Wesley Hahn. 19 yrs. Radley Hall. And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat 'Cause looking for heaven, found the devil in me Looking for heaven, found the devil in me Well what the hell I'm gonna let it happen to me, yeah

[wesley-hahn]

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[beckham-caldwell]

Love that independence, baby vamp.

[wesley-hahn]

What can I say? A girl's got to make her own in this ever changing world.

[beckham-caldwell]

Can only go down from here.

[wesley-hahn]

That's alright. I'll just continue complimenting myself.

[rxskolnikov]

"We’re in the common room, Hahn. I’ll do what I please." Leo glared, downing a hefty gulp from the bitter drink, "I don’t have glasses, so you better not give me herpes, sheik." He handed over the bottle, wondering where this talent of coming up with horrible ideas came from.

[wesley-hahn]

"Oh please. I don't have any such thing.. give it here, doll."

[beckham-caldwell]

You’re a piece of work. How’s that for a compliment?

[wesley-hahn]

I'll take it. It's the best you've ever given me, baby.

[rxskolnikov]

"You have too much trust in me, Hahn. The only reason I’m playing nice is ‘cause damn Jesse is nowhere to be seen and I am bored off my nuts. "

"Seeing as you don’t look like you’re ‘bout to leave, I might as well have a drink. Make you a bit more tolerable." the Radley pulled out a half-empty bottle from his bag, "You drink moonshine?"

[wesley-hahn]

"Have a seat-- take your hat off.." Wesley rolled his eyes, "Do I drink.. yes, you sap. Doesn't everyone?"

[beckham-caldwell]

Take it however you want.

[wesley-hahn]

Then I'm taking it as the compliment I'm sure you meant it to be.

[beckham-caldwell]

My favorite thing about you is that I don’t need to compliment you — you do it for me.

[wesley-hahn]

Wasn't that a compliment?

[rxskolnikov]

Oh trust me, if I wanted to insult you, you would be hurt by now. 

Though you do strike me as one who would take a liking to masochism.

[wesley-hahn]

Stop feeding me lines, darling. We both know you surely just darb underneath it all.

[beckham-caldwell]

I’m not going to challenge you, I’m going to just hope you make the right decision not to do that. There are plenty of other beds in Windsor, dear. But only one has me in it.

[wesley-hahn]

Dry up, you. You wouldn't kick me out. You love my exotic accent too much.

[beckham-caldwell]

Never fear, darling. Luckily for you, I don’t have the emotional capacity to feel anger. Your poor little heart is safe.

[wesley-hahn]

Well, good. You do realize telling me this was a bad idea, yes? Perhaps tomorrow you'll wake up to all of your skee gone and realize I've actually pulled a Daniel Boone in your bed.

[beckham-caldwell]

Dry up, princess. I’m just teasing you.

[wesley-hahn]

Don't give me the runaround then. I thought you were right angry with me and my poor little heart broke.

[beckham-caldwell]

Come now, Wesley. I only have your best interest at heart.

[wesley-hahn]

Now you're just mimicking me.

[beckham-caldwell]

You act as if that’s my fault. Maybe if you stop calling it a relationship you won’t age so fast.

[wesley-hahn]

Alright then. I'll stop calling it that-- for the sake of my hair.

[rxskolnikov]

Keep tryin’. You might be a few checks away from a hot necking session.

All the secret is at keepin’ distance. You know, like one of those nifty restraining orders.

[wesley-hahn]

Here's hoping..

Was that a jab? You wound me, baby.

[beckham-caldwell]

Then keep feeding me lines and don’t tell me when you do it. Isn’t that what friendship is about?

[wesley-hahn]

My deepest apologies. The next time I lie to you I'll make sure and make you think it's the Real McCoy... This relationship is giving me gray hair.

[beckham-caldwell]

Right, and as normalcy calls for, I’ll do the same for you. Then we can run off and tell it to Sweeney, asshole.

[wesley-hahn]

Come now, Beckham. I only have your best interest at heart.