bat shit

holding myself together w/ glitter glue

[ubyr-babaj]

These two are insanely adorable.

[westendbusker]

couple goals

me and who?!?@?!?!??!?!

[spectralish]

friendly encounter

[westendbusker]

i am in love with a piece of art now

[westendbusker]

#i fell down a full flight of hard stairs on saturday mood

[theleakypen]

Dick: a hilarious Moby-Dick party game

100 mock-serious questions for our times. 375 answers taken word-for-word from Moby-Dick. Surpassingly hilarious.

Happy Whale Weekly times, tumblr friends, do you know about Dick?

It’s an Apples to Apples/Cards Against Humanity style game, wherein the answer cards are all out-of-context Moby Dick quotes and it is, bar none, the funniest version of this kind of party game that I have ever played. I’ve played it multiple times now and not once have I not been reduced to side-splitting, wheezing laughter at least once per game. It is phenomenal, it is the best thing to ever happen to me, it is the reason I finally listened to a Moby Dick audiobook in autumn of 2018.

It is, apparently, currently sold out at the publisher’s website, but you can probably find it elsewhere, and I highly recommend that you do.

[westendbusker]

NEED

[toodrunktofish-blog]

[westendbusker]

SMASH SMASH SMAJS

[feysands]

*ignores age difference between me and my celebrity crushes*

[westendbusker]

where tf do i start this is literally me

[vintageblr]

Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)

[westendbusker]

PURRRR ATTICUS IS SO FINE

[westendbusker]

younger me pretending to have my own youtube channel talking to the invisible camera:

[westendbusker]

RIGHT, *goes up to mutuals and followers*, *GIVES SWEETS* hap p halloween

[robotwhorree]

I'm not saying that I thirst for the guys in Mastodon....just kidding I totally do.

[westendbusker]

ME TBH

[westendbusker]

i just be getting random bursts of energy mid day ngl then re-arranging my whole room and shii

[robotwhorree]

I just fucking love Brann Dailor, okay? Fuck.

[westendbusker]

YES YES OH MY GOD

[robotwhorree]

He's literally just 😍🤩😍🤩. He's literally my dream man for sure lol

[westendbusker]

PLEASE hes just so AGHHHHHH

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

Bill Kelliher of Mastodon on Instagram

[westendbusker]

MY BABY BOY AGH

[westendbusker]

PLEASEEEEE

precious babies

[perpetually-dehydrated]

Listening to the song isn’t enough, I need to become it.

[westendbusker]

YES OH MY GOD

[wordsaladplanet]

[westendbusker]

OHAHSGGAGAHAHAH

[robotwhorree]

I just fucking love Brann Dailor, okay? Fuck.

[westendbusker]

YES YES OH MY GOD