Turns Out Coffee Dehydrates You

I need to drink more water.

[moonyeyes]

Evil of my evil

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

does father karras is gay

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[hagiomoto]

What's with the straight ice hockey romance slop you people putting on my dashboard now

[hagiomoto]

The female lead is hot but the male lead looks like... let's just say Allah is Most Creative. He does build creatures that look like that sometimes. All praise to Allah.

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[aqua-regia009]

La Chevelure by Tyra Kleen

[depsidase]

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[hagiomoto]

Yea, well, a lot of people if shown a picture of a desert would assume it is barren and empty

[witch-breaker]

成人映画 #13 (1966)

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[kosmogrl]

[weepingwidar]

Leif Engström (Swedish, 1992) - The Invisible Weave (2024)

[thunderstruck9]

Leif Engström (Swedish, 1992), The Invisible Weave, 2024. Oil on canvas, walnut frame, 81 x 118 cm.

[boardsdonthitback]

Lau Kar Leung, Hsiao Ho - Mad Monkey Kung Fu (1979)

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[garaks-padded-cell]

I forgot that when i told @peach-crem this over the phone they drew it as worf LMAO

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual