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Westley yells drunkenly at Remnants, “Free shots for everyone! And this generous patron is paying for them all!!!” And he points to some poor random customer.

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“How generous of him.”

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“Fortunately for me, if you pull that move on a man in a nice enough suit he’s usually too embarrassed to object. Doesn’t want to seem cheap.”

“Drink up. Something nice. I could buy a house with that watch of his.”

#these two are going to be trouble #fairest-queen-of-all

Westley yells drunkenly at Remnants, “Free shots for everyone! And this generous patron is paying for them all!!!” And he points to some poor random customer.

#lorestarter #open #idk #i don't even know

#spamming music today #but westley sings this song in the shower #and drunkenly sings it to buttercup

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You are quite a knee slapper, young man!

Pardon?

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“Right...well...just trust me on this one then. Not your adversary.”

#intimidatingspecimaan

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Excuse me, do you have the time?

*speechless*

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Westley winces a bit at the comment but recovers quick enough, bringing her close to hold her possessively. He’s silent a moment, giving her a small kiss on the forehead before letting her go. “Well I’m not dead and you’re not dead so I’d say this all turned out just fine. The scenery is a bit different but I’m willing to make a go at it.”