Marvin!

This is a Marvin Roleplay account from the musical in trousers 14 year old Marvin.

[wet-marvinboy]

Why didn’t I just buy a normal telephone…?? This box thingy.. it just seems so weird.. oh! I need to introduce myself to the peoples!!

*Cue dramatic applause*

I am M-M-M-M-M-M-MARVIN-!!!!!!!

You interested-? Oh, let’s be real.. Of course you are! Everybody is always interested in me. So I’ll make sure to tell you all about me.

First thing you should know, am 14 years old, but don’t let that fool you, I’m wise for my age.

Next thing you should know, I love musical theatre, I just got a role as Christopher Columbus in my school play, and I am going to rock that stages world. (I love you Mrs Goldberg!!!)

Third thing, do not flirt with me I have a Sweetheart, who is.. very nice, I guess-?

Fourth thing, I Eat the best breakfast in town, and have the best showers in town-!

I hope that this finds people well.

[wet-marvinboy]

What did you have for breakfast? (And was it good?)

same thing I have every morning, but with a twist..

eggies over spinach over toast--- BUT! I replaced spinach for BACON!! It was yummy :3

[wet-marvinboy]

my best friend is much prettier then the girls I know, and if he was a girl I would date him, but he's not one, and i'm not gay, i'm fully 100% straight, but I would date him, if I wasn't straight of course..

[wet-marvinboy]

what does this.. '6-7' mean.. is it a play on 7 ate 9? what does this strange slang mean.. i'm bewildered.

someone, please explain.

[wet-marvinboy]

Despite what people say you are not a

Homosexual

father with children

(short insomniac)

(teeny tiny band)

-🫛

The only one of those I am is a short insomniac, with the amount of sleepless nights I have had.. I AM NOT A FATHER WITH CHILDREN, IM LITERALLY 14

[wet-marvinboy]

my highschool sweetheart is a person too..

she is?... OH RIGHT.

jesus, I haven't spoken to her in a while.

wonder how she's doing.

I sort of forgot she was a person.

[wet-marvinboy]

Marvin who's your waifu or husbando

Are you a weeaboo

I don't know what ANY of those words mean. im so confused..

[myroomisyellow]

HEY! its Marv,

I have missed you!

have you been sick? why have you been slkipping school?

im lonely :(

-Marv

Sorry Marv I've been uh. Not feeling great. You know how it is.

Also c'mon I'm not like-your ONLY friend right?

Right?

[wet-marvinboy]

uh- between you and me..

you kinda, well, you ARE

my only.. uh *Cough cough* other friend

don’t tell anyone.. please

[myroomisyellow]

O h

Don't worry Marv your secret is safe with me I promise-

But uh. We gotta work on this I think

[wet-marvinboy]

you’ll uh, help me make new friends?

this could be promising..

Thank you Whizz!! you’ll have to teach me to make a good first impression

[wet-marvinboy]

HOLY SHIT

this blog turned two years old

ive been obsessed with falsettos/in trousers for two years bro

that’s actually crazy

this was actually my first blog bc I didn’t realise I couldn’t change my main blog

meaning this is also two years of tumblr!!

[myroomisyellow]

HEY! its Marv,

I have missed you!

have you been sick? why have you been slkipping school?

im lonely :(

-Marv

Sorry Marv I've been uh. Not feeling great. You know how it is.

Also c'mon I'm not like-your ONLY friend right?

Right?

[wet-marvinboy]

uh- between you and me..

you kinda, well, you ARE

my only.. uh *Cough cough* other friend

don’t tell anyone.. please

[myroomisyellow]

HEY! its Marv,

I have missed you!

have you been sick? why have you been slkipping school?

im lonely :(

-Marv

Sorry Marv I've been uh. Not feeling great. You know how it is.

Also c'mon I'm not like-your ONLY friend right?

Right?

[wet-marvinboy]

if you ever meet a man named mendel in your future . immediately bash him over the head with a baseball bat for me. for your own good.

oohhh-kay, Noted.

[wet-marvinboy]

how do you eat your breakfast

with hatred.

[wet-marvinboy]

marvin execution

WHAT? what if I don't WANT to be executed?

all executions hurt, I don't want to go that way!!

[wet-marvinboy]

yo why did you answer an ask at like 3 am

(ooc):

I am an Australian, so my timezone is probably different, that or It was one of the nights I didn't sleep.

that wasn't an intentional character choice I swear.

[wet-marvinboy]

do you ever get lonely? you know with your parents busy all day and your brother being kinda...gone

yeah.. I mean-

sometimes-

the maids cant always keep me company.. they dont want to half the time anyways

but I dont want to get to dark here!!

[wet-marvinboy]

Marvin HDHSJAJDBDJ3UJFOWISHDB

no last name

I have learnt sharing your last name on tumblr to be very scary! so no, No name reveal!