WetPizza

[wetpizza]

Petition for actors and directors and whoever else who decides to stop making actors shine their torches into the camera, I’m here to watch something, not be blinded

[wetpizza]

I want what these bitches have

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I’m rewatching Shameless, I still stand by this

[mortuary9]

like what you see?

[ghostiedreamsz]

Contrary to popular belief, there is no Stinky Bastard Man in the Critical Role Campaign 4. There is simply Matt Mercer and Robbie Daymond, who got divorced and agreed that one of them would take the Bastard and the other would take the Stinky

[freshcuntgrass]

Firing my warning shots now: if I see a bitch draw Murray SKINNY or BEARDLESS I'm getting the shotgun. we are FINALLY getting a long-term CR character for the fat girls and we will NOT be letting her shrink!!!

[wetpizza]

I wrote something about Dorian and Orym, it’s not great but fuck it we ball.

It’s warm… laying in his arms…

His breathing; shallow but spirited. More like a warm breeze on my forehead like the ones back home.

I am Orym of the air ashari, and he is my air genasi.

His skin is blue - but not a sad blue - it’s the kind of blue you’d see after a thunderous storm that shakes a home, the colour of the bright sky that comes after to take some of the fear away.

It’s so warm.

I haven’t been this warm in a few years, not since the attack on my home.

I tried cuddling within the knee-crook of our friend, but this? This warmth we share is a different warmth altogether.

I can feel the heat flowing through the both of us with each heart beat I hear in his chest, something I haven’t listened this closely for since the attack, either.

Our fingers stay intertwined, the cool nature of the room keeps any sweat from forming between us, but I wouldn’t mind if it did.

He’s asleep. And he’s smiling, ever so faintly. The darker blush in his cheeks, still present, make his teeth look like twinkles in a night sky - A lot like the times Will and I would climb to the highest peak just to watch the stars - But now he watches me from them.

I know he’d be happy for me.

He is happy.

And so am I.

This is okay.

[wetpizza]

Ok but scenes like this? Fuckin 😗👌

I need more

[wetpizza]

I found another 🤩

[wetpizza]

MOREEEEEE

[wetpizza]

Cute lil headcannon:

Since Sam rewrites popular songs and performs them as Scanlan, I think Scanlan would sing “Bless the Sending Stone” (Bless the Telephone by Labi Siffre) to Pike

[abyssgrant]

Orym of the Air Ashari, Savior Blade of the Tempest

Just a normal man who got caught up in the end of the world.

[swingingrobin]

it's a FUN device :))

[wetpizza]

“Its a FUN 💃🏻 device 💅”

I love him

[wetpizza]

My first attempt at drawing Fearne ❤️

[wetpizza]

Laura said that there’s some new Keyleth merch coming soon and I really REALLY hope its a cloak like Vax’s but in her mantle colours like matching Vaxleth cloaks 😭❤️

Could you imagine??

[luckthebard]

Every time I’ve seen some entitled guy on Twitter this morning complain “maybe you should check in on what your FANS want” or say “glad to see the death of CR in real time, you’re shitting on your fans!” I grow more happy with CR for daring to be bold and do something unexpected and hope they are more quietly hostile to those fans and their entitlement, tbh.

[wetpizza]

Next campaign, a polyamorous relationship between Sam, Liam and Ashley’s characters

Or, the thought that spurred that one, a relationship between Liam and Ashley’s characters would go SO hard

That shit would be insane

[wetpizza]

Imogen Temult

[quotefeeling]

“She was a storm. Not the kind you run from. The kind you chase.”

— r.h.sin

[wetpizza]

I’m a 20 year old female woman with no kids yet I make dad noises like a 43 year old white man with a beer belly and 5 kids