You met me at a very strange time in my life.

My name is Joel. I'm 20 years old and I have a lot of conflicting ideas about what I want my life to be. This is where I post stuff I can't put on Facebook.

[wewillbemagnificent]

The Fucked-Up States of America

50 states

No longer united

Sniper rifles

All now sighted

In for the kill

A violent solution

To America’s problem

With mind pollution

            America

           You’re going to hell

           America

           You’re under a spell

           America

           But who can tell?

           America

           Officially fell

 Voting for what?

A corporate puppet?

Bought and sold

And who can stop it?

We’re the Fucked-Up

States of America

No cure for

The mass hysteria

           America

           You’re going to hell

           America

           You’re under a spell

           America

           But who can tell?

           America

           Officially fell

 One of these days

We’ll set it alight

Only question

Who’s wrong? Who’s right?

One of these days

We’ll get our fill

How many men

Do they have to kill?

[wewillbemagnificent]

What is it about me that makes so many people uncomfortable? I really want to know. I don't get it...

[thelemita]

[wewillbemagnificent]

My life is pretty much a haze of sleep deprivation, menthol cigarettes, and loud music.

[wewillbemagnificent]

I’m so badass that I once stuck my face in a campfire to light a cigarette. Wait, that’s wrong. Not “badass.” STUPID!!! That’s the word I was looking for. I’m stupid.

[wewillbemagnificent]

On the one hand,

it’s cool that people I know and love now have the ability to get married. That’s great and it’s about damn time. On the other (slightly more selfish) hand, I really don’t look forward to my Conservative Christian parents bitching about it for the next 30 years.

[wewillbemagnificent]

Day drinking for the...win?

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

[fuck-yeah-dreamworks]

[beemovieruinedmylife]

ohm YGOD

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie

[quotethatshow]

[soulmeetsworld]

Louis C.K.

[sunnydaze198]

FINALLY ITS BEEN VOCALIZED

[michellelynking]

Louis C.K. is king. 

[shrekyourself]

[wewillbemagnificent]

Just a reminder to myself since I had to actively suppress several panic attacks tonight.

[nikkwhyte]

Branding is a touch more difficult than I thought.

[estherlane]

As in imprinting an image on something using a heated metal stamp, or as in building up a brand?

[nikkwhyte]

Building up a brand.

I’m in the process of starting another skateshop.

[wewillbemagnificent]

Skateboarding, longboarding, or both? Because I'm looking into opening a skateshop in Newnan.

[iraffiruse]

[arab-babe-deactivated20161117]

Incredible

[no-o-r]

0-100 at light speed

[cumonthevoid]

he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance

[saintmcfly]

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

[kotorno]

what the fuck

[snorlaxatives]

this is the worst, most obnoxious shirt i’ve ever seen. i feel so annoyed after looking at this shirt

[magsmash]

Where is the rest of the shirt? Where did their body go?

[wewillbemagnificent]

I would wear the hell out of this shirt.

[odditymall]

The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers.

—->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide