so much darker and madder and better

while i am gone, dream me the world. something new for every night. (mimì portokalos - thenarmotta )

[kazs-inej]

FEZ AND LEXI EUPHORIA | 2.01, Trying To Get To Heaven Before They Close The Door

[wickedpact]

#love is stored in the Nicky

[of-scythia]

after seeing nicky's college id in the end credit montage thing I can't stop laughing at the idea of him accidently becoming some college's local cryptid

DNFJFJFNFJFH PLEASE SAY MORE ABOUT THIS like he’s just a quiet dude in your, idk, ancient philosophy class and every once in a while he says something terribly profound but he also is impossible to get in contact with for group project work

[scythian-andromache]

this wasn’t me BUT i do have some Thoughts™ 

 -nicky has a reputation for being extremely quiet in class except yes, occasionally he’ll break out the most profound thing you’ve ever heard and even the professor is like *blinks*  -the kid who sits on the right of nicky in class livetweets some of the stuff nicky says (often under his breath) and people think it’s just some brilliant shitposting -among those moments is one time when the professor is lecturing about, like, voltaire, and nicky, so quietly that it’s almost a figment of the kid’s imagination, says in disgust “that’s NOT what voltaire meant he was just high that night and it never got edited out”  -another day “i don’t care if he makes a valid point, nietzsche was a dick”  -on a dare from joe, nicky once wore a snuggie to class. part of campus lore is the time the Deep Philosophy Kid was spotted scootering across campus in a snuggie with what at least twelve eye witnesses claim was a sword strapped to his back  -once in a study group, someone complains about how this poetry isn’t even cool and nicky’s like “it’s meant to be *heard*” and starts passionately reciting the poem in the original italian. it draws a crowd from the rest of the floor, as people keep coming over to see wHo the fUCK is talking so loudly in the library and then get entranced  -someone asks nicky afterwards if maybe he’ll try out for the play. “i haven’t been on stage since i played hamlet at the globe.” (nicky’s not credited in any of the recent performances and that’s because it was the original company) -he knows where EVERY book is in the library. if you’re looking for something and nicky’s there, you go to him before the librarian  -you try to plan a group project. “oh, i don’t have a phone” says nicky. his campus email will do. “i don’t have one of those, either.” ?!? you meet him in the library at the agreed upon time. he passes you a piece of the best baklava you’ve ever had. no restaurant in town serves baklava, you’ve looked -sometimes he’s seen walking around with THE most gorgeous man in existence. is he a model? a prince? campus yik-yak explodes every time joe’s spotted on the quad.

[rhubarbdreams]

So… is someone writing actual fic, or…?

[fereldenturnip]

*slams first on table* ALL OF IT. YES.

[lew1s-moved]

Congratulations, Liverpool FC, 2019/2020 Premier League Champions!

[lew1s-moved]

Liverpool 4 - 0 Crystal Palace (24/06/20)

[ithappensoffstage]

Where and when will it all end? I suppose that’s where you and I come into the story.

[clarkegriffinblake]

#FAMILY

[loveisonlyforthebrave8]

Skam Italia + Sana & Malik. 

[cosmog]

for some actual film lists: ten of my favorites.

films about gay people but where the main plot isn’t about them being gay

guillermo del toro’s twitter film recommendations

the films that helped create lady bird (2017)

THE MONSTROUS-FEMININE

50+ masterpieces dir. by individuals while they were in their mid-20s which force you to wonder what you’re (not) doing with your life

the cinephile teen starter pack

1001 movies you must see before you die

hell is a teenage girl

love is in the air…and it stinks (romances worth your time)

film recs: female character studies

[sinmonger]

Someone: oh I thought you were straight

Me:

[acecroft]

Flint + ponytail | BLACK SAILS

[sirhenry-deactivated20210125]

make me choose ♡ @darthreys asked miles morales or peter b parker

[gayscifi]

just remember… in black sails there are three wlw Main characters… yeah.

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

when someone mentions a wlw in black sails but doesn’t say which one

[notalein]

15.03.19 — @rocco_fasano & @francescocentorameofficial go live on ig

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[breyito]

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

[bmarvels]

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

[lime-on-my-side]

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

[miqojak]

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHE

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[harvestspriteirl]

Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time. 

My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all. 

My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them. 

[professional-moron]

I can’t stop laugh at these tags

[chrisevanssbottomlip]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)