whale guy

side blog where i talk about my fic, Three’s a Pattern em ~ they/them ~ 22

[whaleofaguy]

go check out my fic, Three's a Pattern, right here! i update... sometimes.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[jenny-holzer]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[catgirltoes]

What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.

[dama624]

fuck you

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[bigbigbigtruck]

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

[hexjulia]

[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

[hexjulia]

[cornish tin miner from 3000 years ago]: my deposits may have played a key part in the advances of sophisticated kingdoms and states more than 4,000km (2,485 miles) away. #myDeposits.

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[whaleofaguy]

i got an idea for a crack fic that's dumb as fuck so now i'm splitting my time between that and TaP and not homework.

[whaleofaguy]

i may be writing a crack fic … oopsie.

[whaleofaguy]

TaP moodboard

[whaleofaguy]

i heard it was good to make moodboards for when you're writing, but i don't know how to make a moodboard, so mine ended up just being memes

[whaleofaguy]

i always get so nervous editing fics after having posted them for no reason

like bitch, you are changing one thing, not fucking with the formatting. this is not microsoft word, it is not going to fuck up the whole fic.

[whaleofaguy]

i have barely done any outlining for the next chapter of TaP and its already shaping up to be probably the longest yet. why did i do this to myself.