[whambamsammyd]

i am literally the worst at this whole existing thing

[whambamsammyd]

oh no who allowed me to have caffeine

[whambamsammyd]

sick in bed with pup snugs :/

[lucifer-chloe]

[whambamsammyd]

[whambamsammyd]

Hi, I’m Sam and this is Mo. Missing from this picture is my husband Michael and our doge, Captain. I’m not great at these intro things, but hey, I’m here and kinda weird.

Let’s get weird? aim: lightscamerasammy

[headundermyfeet-deactivated2021]

unfollow if you’re still here from nbv :/

[whambamsammyd]

I forgot about the whole "honeymoon" thing I never planned whoops

[headundermyfeet-deactivated2021]

i can’t believe the snapchat filter worked on cap

[whambamsammyd]

vampy vibes tonight 👻

[whambamsammyd]

the sleepiest is me

[whambamsammyd]

@vitalvessalsvindicating you can't die on me yet!!!

[whambamsammyd]

@vitalvessalsvindicating listening, hubs

[headundermyfeet-deactivated2021]

this is the only way they would take off their bow ties. a fair trade.

[whambamsammyd]

@vitalvessalsvindicating okay, husband

[whambamsammyd]

I'm really not used to the term "wife" @vitalvessalsvindicating

[whambamsammyd]

hey hi hello ✨