2cute2spook

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

[what-the-actual-fudge]

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[mratomxx]

[thacmis]

you’re my stars and my sunshine

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[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[weavemama]

reblog flying ass giant pants guys for a fortune of good luck and good cash 

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[ren-of-rationality]

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justcatposts]

[theyellowbrickroad]

[meloetta]

*post hits 1k notes* nice

*post hits 10k notes* oh no

[meloetta]

nice

[meloetta]

oh no

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[deletemurdock]

2007 was so important

[unclefather]

[keeperofseeds]

[allerod]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[glazecake]

princetite_princessoyan on ig

[bikinibottomtwitter]

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat