why tell it

this inner peace stuff is tough on the old coconut i'm cb, 30 not flirty not particularly thriving i haven't been here for 7 years i'm lost and confused

[raven--stag]

you know what is so funny about this picture? Both of these bitches are going THROUGH IT one of them is actively suicidal and the other has a scalpel in her pocket. and yet they stay silly.

[beemovieerotica]

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[robertmitchum]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

[robertmitchum]

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

[runn0ft]

I have made something so stupid.

[rbrownillustration]

This is how the first three Moon Knight episodes went, right?

[adventures-in-rosetown]

[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[foulserpent]

op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar

[sailorbrazil]

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[theawesomeadventurer]

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[demilypyro]

this is worded like he dressed up like that to satisfy kojima’s soldier kink

[eva-420]

he did

[chastainjessica]

Hot Rod(2007) dir. Akiva Schaffer

[aquablur]

april 2017, november 2017, june 2018 🍑

[shaiza]

Just gonna pick the lil bitch up then huh

[vageege]

recognize