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Ugh I hate the phone so much I called this nurse like 4 times and she picks up like "hi its Silmary" and why am I like "ok and im still laura..."

Big brother is crazy cause they have a ridiculous number of episodes per season and there will still be like entire plots they didnt manage to show literally every year they set up a little torture chamber where they make certain people sleep on a bed of nails and dont give them food and this is just happening in the background they never really discuss it

The mitch mcconnell thing is the slowest moving train wreck its just completely unfathomable that this could go on this long its been in the news for weeks and literally nothing has happened i dont understand how nobody can be at the wheel of the entire country its so scary

pancakeke

I’m watching season one simpsons

tatzelwurming

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

homo-neandertalensis

Was made to groove

tatzelwurming

my man

slightlyoffaxis

muybridge horse, manual typewriter

retromatsuri

Is ASCII art not quite retro enough for you? Try typewriter art!

momocoeli

Lookbook with some of the outfits I made

Flea market finds

witchrealms

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siphoneuphore

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.