oh you goddamn sons of bitches

kins: princess diana, azealia banks, velma when she cant find her glasses

[rat-mama]

Big brother is crazy cause they have a ridiculous number of episodes per season and there will still be like entire plots they didnt manage to show literally every year they set up a little torture chamber where they make certain people sleep on a bed of nails and dont give them food and this is just happening in the background they never really discuss it

[rat-mama]

The mitch mcconnell thing is the slowest moving train wreck its just completely unfathomable that this could go on this long its been in the news for weeks and literally nothing has happened i dont understand how nobody can be at the wheel of the entire country its so scary

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[slightlyoffaxis]

muybridge horse, manual typewriter

[retromatsuri]

Is ASCII art not quite retro enough for you? Try typewriter art!

[momocoeli]

Lookbook with some of the outfits I made

[rat-mama]

Flea market finds

[witchrealms]

(x)

[siphoneuphore]

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

[narcotic-devotion]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

[dogpuppy]

[fleshfriend]

2008

[dieanywherelse]

2008

[weepingwidar]

Roksana Bajda (Polish, d.o.b. unknown) - Herd (2026)

[xelbleedsglitter]

Please everyone look at this incredibly surreal eBay image with me.

[rat-mama]

I hate how nothing here works nurses keep calling me angry because I haven't run their labs and im like ok well did you send it in the pneumatic tube? Stuff you put in the tube disappears forever 🤷‍♀️