big of heart. dumb of ass.

Mike | 28 | ENFJ | I needed a social media to fill the void, so I’m back

[celesse]

Every island is tarantula island. Do you know how much bridges cost

[visual-infinity]

The largest Hydrogen Peroxide experiment ever 🧪 ⠀ By @Nickuhas and @DavidDobrik

[lazyhazylulu]

how do you even BEGIN to clean that up

[trans-snart]

they put down tarps so it’s all okay

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[mochmint]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here

[lookatthosecats]

Here’s hoping our favorite tortle man is gonna be ok 🎶

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Very happy with how this turned out! Nikko rull is my new favorite procreate brush now. Enjoy! 😅✌️

Follow me on Twitter @lookatthosecats

[harpysnestillustrations]

MADuceus

[as-the-legend-unfolds]

❤️ Happy Five Years ❤️

[brucewoyne]

[fiightingdreamers]

i think about the fact that somebody chose to end a multimillion dollar franchise movie on this scene at least once a week

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[je-blauge]

Oh, so that’s what sexual magnetism is

[ruffboi-mags]

Here’s the full version on his youtube: HOLY SHIT???

[shadowdragonia]

I actually prefer the clip if only because of how it starts you off. You go from “This is silly” to “Okay this guy can actually dance” to “Wait, WHAT THE FUCK!”

[korusalka]

Electro Swing = Leg Precision. For Arm Precision, please check out frequent waacking champion Ibuki (on the left). Waacking is like the West Coast cousin of Voguing.

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[official-kircheis]

[whereisthebigstabbyman]

here’s the video btw. Paul Taylor was trying to explain what happens when you are an English speaker with no accent

[teathattast]

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Guess who found tiny test tubes in the free bin at school. What should I do with them?

[bigboibolshephile]

Fill them with colorful kool-aid. When you're in the middle of class, stand up, yell "FUCK THIS", drink one, & fall on the ground

[neat-deadandlive-things]

As the TA teaching the class this sounds like a great idea.

[stunningpicture]

Perfectly timed wedding photo

[busket]

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside