[fnordseer5]

suggest movies for a normie movie night

[anarcho-gunman-g17]

The Man in the Iron Mask(1998)

[whataboutanewusername]

Mirror mask (2005)

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

[pjackk]

Fuck,i could eat.Anyone want to go here and have sex in my car

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

you are pushing the limit here prototype jack.

[pjackk]

Ok master.i forgot i was your faggy little serf withno free will since aparently i cant post anythign anymore. Kill yourself

[adz]

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

[muckmagister]

i just bought the hat

[muckmagister]

the hat has arrived

[muckmagister]

[adz]

exactly as sinister as i envisioned, it looks terrific on you. i love it

[muckmagister]

desolate

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[legallybrunettedotcom]

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

[lixomania]

[meawsupport]

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

[charl0ttan]

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🫶 fuck👍

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a t a a tat t at t a g gg a a a a 🫶 c👍

Closest match: Phyllobius virideaeris genome assembly, chromosome: 6

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[whataboutanewusername]

it's the weird bug

[toddlerghost1017-deactivated201]

Four snapbacks. Zero girlfriends.

It doesn’t add up.

[sdl2-deactivated20250903]

Even After 4 TB I can't stop partitioning. I fucking love Master Boot Record So Much.

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

nobody ever thinks of me and jerks off because i have a rotten soul

[mayothompson]

[dogpuppy]

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[ickybrunette]

hey i’m really glad u liked my post u sick disgusting perverted freak

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]