I know what I'm about, son.

I'm Andrea. im old. No seriously, I am. I have a pair of chucks that are old enough to be a highschool senior or college freshman. im a huge fan of puns and alliteration. My friends are all cooler than me. My sense of humor is the dumbest and i have the personality of an old man.

[torossosebs]

this four are living in my head rent free

[sarahseeandersen]

[randomweas]

[airportrunwaymodel]

This is like a Renaissance Painting 🖼

[stars-bean]

[stars-bean]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[stydixa]

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[applied-moths]

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

[trueloveistreacherous]

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who’d hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.

[yungpharrell]

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[wormlin]

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.

He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

[icedragon19]

Intelligence vs wisdom

[everythingfox]

“Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!”

(Source)

[theinturnetexplorer]

A Real Hero

[takashi0]

This is some John Henry shit right here.

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

wow

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Dashrath Manjhi

[combustednocturne]

There’s a movie made from his story, you guys can check it out.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3449292/

[alwaysbewoke]

THIS IS WHO I WANT MY KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT IN SCHOOL!! NOT FUCKING CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!!

Amazing!!

[warriormale]

This is some powerful story of belief put into action.

WarriorMale

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[sfreeborn]

Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck now and forever

[adelembe]

alan rickman marvelously recalling this prank on daniel radcliffe

[nerd4music]

“It’d take three weeks to do a single episode [of Glee]? So you’d on a Monday be doing a scene for episode eight, and then the next day, episode ten? How’d you keep that straight?” 

AMBER RILEY plays SONG ASSOCIATION with Terrell Grice

[yesrandomfuckery-deactivated202]

Sad but true. She didn’t get half the shine she should’ve.

[pleatedjeans]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

ok but PRANKS

[shelbyfero69-deactivated2017022]

Unbelievable! THIS…is not butter–?

[catchymemes]

A teacher like her makes a huge difference

[juneinsaturn]

OMG THAT’S SO CUTE 😍😍😍

[durnesque-esque]

Consent! Done in an age appropriate, educational way! This is so good!