the orc den

big green men? don't mind if i do (macc/corax, he/they, 26) 18+ but generally sfw

[orcbara]

hi welcome to my blog! i'm macc/corax (he/they). this blog is 18+ but i try to keep it reasonably sfw

the posts on here express my own thoughts and opinions, not those of my employer. this should be wholly unsurprising, since businesses can’t be gay furries

other places i post stuff - twitter (greatmaccao) - art tumblr (maccaoart) - ffxiv tumblr (lemuresscythe) - toyhouse (greatmaccao) - bluesky (orcbara)

my main sonas are corax and proton!

my current profile picture is by salartmander and my banner is by kamikami!

[zoesupreme]

[leafdlc]

[orcbara]

it does drive me absolutely crazy when i see people acting like the witch trials were persecution of Witches doing Real Actual Magic #Girlboss and not a paranoid religious fervour that exclusively killed innocent people. because magic isn't real. none of them could have been witches in the first place.

[orcbara]

Hi, thank you for calling Furryworld Business Insurance, you're through to the property insurance department. Uh-huh. Yes. Big Falco huge penis? No I don't think your insurance covers that. Yes I appreciate the building is gone. Sure, I can log a complaint for you.

[meatgrinder-0]

[orcbara]

when the local regent is lowkey obviously evil but it seems like a bit of a social faux pas to just say it so you resort to ominously foreshadowing their evil plans to any hero-types that pass by

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[nabakovian]

found on reddit

and the artist's tumblr: @nullxface

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[hbmmaster]

imagine if you couldn't buy video games anymore because one corporation spent the past several years becoming a monopoly on the home video game market and they fumbled it so bad that everyone in america collectively agreed to go back to playing arcade games instead. if you think this sounds like it would be literally 1984. you'd be correct

[3000s]

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

[unrealengine5]

[milk5]

[lindleland]

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

[lindleland]

it was a dire dire dox

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[orcbara]

all clover are actually four leaf clover but i run around at high speed picking off all the fourth leaves before they grow. sometimes i miss one or two but you have to admit i've got an impressive work ethic