Don't expect much

Charles Tony Summers Major- Archaeology Age- 24 Mood- August

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although-idontplayfair:

Ah, your obsession with me warms my bones.

Please do continue, just feed my ego. It’s hungry.

I am not obsessed. This is normal boyfriend love.

Now, August we both know that if anyone’s ego should be fed, it’s mine. After all, I’ve been good all week. But if you’d like, I can make a list of all my favorite things about you and pin it to the fridge with a cute little magnet. Whatever makes you happy, my love. 

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although-idontplayfair:

I’m sure you are.

Why wouldn’t I? Do you have any idea how beautiful you are, have you not scrolled through my camera roll? It’s all your face, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. 

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so photogenic, i’m in love.

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I wish you’d hold me when I turn my back The less I give the more I get back Oh your hands can heal, your hands can bruise I don’t have a choice but I’d still choose you

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roll-likeawave:

Well my sister Nani always says we have to speak the truth even to people who are dicks to us, and treat everyone with aloha. So a hui hou, malama pono, dickface!  

Quit airin’ the lungs. It’s unladylike.

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roll-likeawave:

It means thanks, respects, in Hawaiian.  And this island WASN’T made for tourists. No island, no land, is made for anybody.  Pele created this island a long long long time ago, judging from that big ol volcano we got.  She hasn’t been here for a long time but that don’t mean this isn’t still HER home. And the beaches belong to Kane and Kaneloa and all the fishes too.  

I’m here cuz my big dumb sister made me come, not for any other reason, believe me. 

I see... very interesting. Well, this was great. Thanks for the lesson on Hawaiian culture...?

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roll-likeawave:

He SHOULD be scared of me because if I ever see him again I’ll EXORCISE HIM. 

Sides, tourists suck. They fuck up beaches and don’t give mahala. IF he was a shitty tourist then I’m glad he’s gone. 

I don’t think tourists suck, this island was made for tourists and they’re the reason it’s so well known and the reason most of us are here. Aren’t you here for the beaches?

Mahala?

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roll-likeawave:

He couldn’t run away! He was too fat!

It SOOO was. You can’t even say it wasn’t until you’ve seen my pictures or you know, we could go down there, I bet we could do a summons.

But you can’t because he isn’t real, because he’s a scared tourist who will now avoid the north side. Now he’s scared of the inhabitants in this island, thanks to you.

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roll-likeawave:

Uhhh if it had been a very pale person, i would have warned you about a vampire DUH. No, this person DISAPPEARED I SWEAR. One second I was staring at this fat greasy tourist, trying to get a picture and I took the picture right,  and i SWEAR i lowered my camera and he was gone. At first i thought maybe he like wandered into the waves, but he was nowhere and it’s not like the sand just opened up and took him. 

Ghost. Total ghost. And the picture I took, you can’t see shit. It’s totally overexposed, because of his ectoplasma. Every other picture is fine but that one so if you wanna test me, I’m ready, I got PROOF. 

Why would you be taking a picture of a tourist? Did you talk to him or did you just approach an innocent man and try to take a picture, because if you did the second, then maybe he ran off because he thought you were crazy. Tourists come here to take pictures not have pictures taken of them, I don’t blame him for running away.

I really doubt it was a ghost. Sorry.

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roll-likeawave:

This just in: stay away from the north side of the main shore. I totally just saw a fucking ghost. 

What exactly makes you think that what you saw was a ghost? It could’ve been a very pale person? I’ve been to the north side and I have not spotted a ghost anywhere, maybe you’re the one bringing these bad vibes here.

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“Ooooooooooo”

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My sun, moon, and stars <3